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Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
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Bobbieo (1000+ posts)        Fri Dec-25-09 11:22 PM
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Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a 
photographic memory particularly with numbers other than being a card shark in Vegas. The person in question only has a GED and has been in trouble with the law for most of his life.
 


The DUmmies try to help but it's all silly suggestions.


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Bobbieo (1000+ posts)        Fri Dec-25-09 11:40 PM
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5. xfundy - This has been my problem for some time. I know his talents but I have been scared to death

as how he would make use of them particularly when he was on drugs. He is GD genius when it comes to numbers. I'm dyslexic and can barely add two and two
 

Now I'm thinking WOW. But at 50 with a criminal background, it won't be easy but being genius and all, maybe he could find something.  Never say never.

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Bobbieo (1000+ posts)        Fri Dec-25-09 11:53 PM
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9. He is not only my friend, he is my son. I face the reality of what his genius could do in the wrong hands. I bet Ben the Ponzi Schemer or Frank Abramof could have put him to good use. Maybe it is for the best his talent was never discovered. 

I shoulda knowed better ! Of course it's his kid.  All DUmmy kids are geniuses. :bs:

Something  tells me "genius" spent his time thinking up criminal schemes for easy money and now at 50 he's sh*t out of luck.   

I await the next report claiming genius to be disabled and filing for disability. 
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 07:24:06 AM »
Seems to me he'd make a fine janitor. Good, honest work.
I know a place that needs a new dishwasher. Good, honest work.
Can he say "you want fries with that?" Good, honest work...
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 10:35:53 AM »
Quote from: Specbid on December 27, 2009, 07:24:06 AM
Seems to me he'd make a fine janitor. Good, honest work.
I know a place that needs a new dishwasher. Good, honest work.
Can he say "you want fries with that?" Good, honest work...
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 10:51:51 AM »
 :rotf:

 :lmao:

That is hilarious!  Bobbieo .... time to maybe think about adopting new kids! 

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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 10:55:12 AM »
Fifty years old and been in trouble his entire life,stoned out on drugs and suddenly NOW you are worried about it?

You reap what you sow.
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2009, 11:02:11 AM »
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What can one do at age 50 with a 
photographic memory particularly with numbers

That quote kills me.  You either HAVE a photographic memory or you do NOT have a photographic memory.  It doesn't distinguish.

Bobbieo is living with delusions that its kids are somehow superior in some way.  It doesn't want to look at the facts as presented.  Not surprising for a DUmmie.  That is why we have (_!_)bama as president.

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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2009, 11:20:16 AM »
Ah. The DUmmie genius.

Once there were 3 DUmmies, naturally each was a genius, who decided to apply for a leadership position in a vote stealing organization. The was an interview for the position. The interviewer explained that in order out smart the conservatives the person who received the position needed to be very intelligent. To determine their intelligence he asked each a math problem. They were asked to give the result of 3 multiplied by 3.

The first DUmmie genius quickly answered "347." The second DUmmie genius quickly answered "Tuesday." The third DUmmie genius answered "9." The interviewer told the third DUmmie genius that it was correct and asked how it reached that answer. The third DUmmie genius answered that it was very simple. It had just subtracted "347" from "Tuesday."
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2009, 11:23:39 AM »
Get him a job as a traffic camera.
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2009, 11:26:24 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on December 27, 2009, 11:20:16 AM
Ah. The DUmmie genius.

Once there were 3 DUmmies, naturally each was a genius, who decided to apply for a leadership position in a vote stealing organization. The was an interview for the position. The interviewer explained that in order out smart the conservatives the person who received the position needed to be very intelligent. To determine their intelligence he asked each a math problem. They were asked to give the result of 3 multiplied by 3.

The first DUmmie genius quickly answered "347." The second DUmmie genius quickly answered "Tuesday." The third DUmmie genius answered "9." The interviewer told the third DUmmie genius that it was correct and asked how it reached that answer. The third DUmmie genius answered that it was very simple. It had just subtracted "347" from "Tuesday."

 :rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf:

So funny, yet so true....

The K*I*S*S principle is as foreign to a DUmmie as reality....
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2009, 11:26:31 AM »
So to sum up, this kid just got out of jail and needs a job.
He has a criminal history and is good with numbers...

The answer is easy. Go to work for ACORN.
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2009, 11:27:20 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on December 27, 2009, 11:23:39 AM
Get him a job as a traffic camera.

He'd be better qualified as a traffic cone....

Or a speed bump....
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2009, 11:34:17 AM »
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Bobbieo (1000+ posts)        Fri Dec-25-09 11:22 PM
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Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a 
photographic memory particularly with numbers other than being a card shark in Vegas. The person in question only has a GED and has been in trouble with the law for most of his life.
 

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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2009, 11:36:52 AM »
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11. (blah, blah, blah....)

My IQ is 165+, that is 35 points over the genius score of 130 on the WAIS test. Genius can be pretty meaningless when one factors in the reality of one's actions in how one lives. I squandered much of my life, and my brains really got in the way much of the time. I used "brilliance" as avoidance. A way of feeling unique. I, too, had to "bite the bullet," and start my life much later than many other people do.

If I were great at counting cards I would be in Vegas instead of typing. Being a "genius" does not mean one is "smart."

Saying you are a genius on a message board does not make it true.

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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2009, 11:42:03 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 27, 2009, 11:36:52 AM
Saying you are a genius on a message board does not make it true.



Posting at the DUmp pretty well assures that one isn`t.
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2009, 01:36:52 PM »
A photographic memory and a GED??


Why does that scream CRAP!!??
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« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2009, 02:16:39 PM »
165???????? Yeah, right! Minus a hundred maybe! That's Einstein caliber. A 165 puts you workin' for the dreaded military! heh, heh! We all know that can't happen for some worm posting at the DUmp!
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« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2009, 04:47:14 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on December 27, 2009, 02:16:39 PM
165???????? Yeah, right! Minus a hundred maybe! That's Einstein caliber. A 165 puts you workin' for the dreaded military! heh, heh! We all know that can't happen for some worm posting at the DUmp!

While I don't even come close to believing the DUmmies claim of a 165 IQ I also don't believe a high IQ does much for you unless you have drive.  The man with the highest IQ in this country is a bouncer in New York.

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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2009, 04:54:41 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on December 27, 2009, 04:47:14 PM
While I don't even come close to believing the DUmmies claim of a 165 IQ I also don't believe a high IQ does much for you unless you have drive.  The man with the highest IQ in this country is a bouncer in New York.

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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2009, 05:00:53 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on December 27, 2009, 11:20:16 AM
Ah. The DUmmie genius.

Once there were 3 DUmmies, naturally each was a genius, who decided to apply for a leadership position in a vote stealing organization. The was an interview for the position. The interviewer explained that in order out smart the conservatives the person who received the position needed to be very intelligent. To determine their intelligence he asked each a math problem. They were asked to give the result of 3 multiplied by 3.

The first DUmmie genius quickly answered "347." The second DUmmie genius quickly answered "Tuesday." The third DUmmie genius answered "9." The interviewer told the third DUmmie genius that it was correct and asked how it reached that answer. The third DUmmie genius answered that it was very simple. It had just subtracted "347" from "Tuesday."

What you forgot to mention was the fourth DUmmie. When asked this question they closed all the drapes locked the door, unplugged the telephone, sat down and said "What do you want it to make?"

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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2009, 06:06:52 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 27, 2009, 11:36:52 AM
Saying you are a genius on a message board does not make it true.



But he's a gen-you-eyene Sooper Genius, just like Wile E. Coyote!
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2009, 06:26:07 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 27, 2009, 06:06:52 PM
But he's a gen-you-eyene Sooper Genius, just like Wile E. Coyote!

Is that "sooper", or "stupor"?   :rotf:
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2009, 06:26:36 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on December 27, 2009, 05:00:53 PM
What you forgot to mention was the fourth DUmmie. When asked this question they closed all the drapes locked the door, unplugged the telephone, sat down and said "What do you want it to make?"

 :lmao: I also left out the fifth DUmmie genius who built a cage out of chicken wire, placed said cage between two concrete blocks and then set it all on fire. As it burned he said, "as you can see from this experiment the result of 3 multiplied by 3 is clearly 'Bush did it"."
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2009, 08:34:11 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 27, 2009, 11:36:52 AM
Saying you are a genius on a message board does not make it true.


In my experience usually people who run around touting their IQ scores are some of the stupidest m'fers you will ever meet! :whatever:
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2009, 09:54:01 AM »
Considering everyone at the DUmp is a self described as gifted andtalented, the bar for genius is pretty dammmmmmmn low.
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Re: Have a serious question here - What can one do at age 50 with a
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2009, 09:54:33 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 28, 2009, 08:34:11 AM
In my experience usually people who run around touting their IQ scores are some of the stupidest m'fers you will ever meet! :whatever:

......and generally have an IQ of about 40, that is if you add 20 to the final score. I doubt, from what I've read over at the DUmp, that the combined IQ from all DUmpster DIvers is 165!
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