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Stuff White People Like
« on: December 11, 2009, 04:52:35 PM »
Here is a funny one - This primitive visits a spoof site and brings over some examples from a list of stuff that white people like...

Link HERE.

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Stuff White People Like
   
This is an amusing site that takes stereotypes and turns them on the majority. There's a list of 129 things white people like, including:

#119 Sea Salt
#116 Black Music That Black People Don't Listen To Anymore
#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References
#93 Music Piracy
#88 Having Gay Friends
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing What's Best For Poor People
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn, too!)
#2 Religions Their Parents Don't Belong To

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/

The explanations for each numbered item are pretty entertaining, but the best reading comes under the "About" tab, where hordes of irony-impaired offended white people take the author to task for racism. Some of the comments left are actually quite vicious FR type crap.

I don't think it's racism. I think it's demonstrating how offensive stereotypes are and is meant to be thought-provoking, and the fact that it's funny is just a bonus. But after sifting through quite a few of the comments, I wonder how widespread the 'that's racist!' attitude is.


However - There are a few more that Neecy seems to have left off the list presented at the bonfire..

#94 Free Healthcare
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#64 Recycling
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#47 Arts Degrees
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#28 Not having a TV
#22 Having Two Last Names
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#8 Barack Obama

That's right.. Or should I say, that's white.. The Primitives are a very pale skinned lot, yet accuse conservatives of being straight out of the KKK. Funny that...  :-)
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 05:05:01 PM »
I only like about 10% of that list. The rest is sh*t.
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2009, 05:08:52 PM »
A rare moment of honesty...

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24. har har racism is just so funny
   You only don't believe it's racist because it pokes fun and stereotypes white people. If this was about any other race you'd be screaming how horrible and racist it is. Racism is racism regardless of what race it is.

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35. Focusing on skin color is racist? Liberals cannot be racists, it's in the rules.

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40. Sure, it's why threads like this CAN'T be racist. It was written by a liberal!

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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2009, 05:17:35 PM »
I have to admit, some of it is funny as hell, but a lot of it comes across like the contributors just want to be nasty towards whites.   :whatever:
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2009, 05:39:18 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on December 11, 2009, 05:05:01 PM
I only like about 10% of that list. The rest is sh*t.

Im in the same boat - most of this list appeals to the primitives.

I had to laugh at the entry for Toyota Prius -- It was spot on.

Quote from: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/07/60-toyota-prius/
Over the years, white people have gone through a number of official cars.  In the 1980s it was the Saab and the Volvo.  By the 1990s it was the Volkswagen Jetta or a Subaru 4WD stastion wagon.  But these days, there is only one car for white people.   One car that defines all that they love: the Toyota Prius.

The Prius might be the most perfect white product ever.  It’s expensive, gives the idea that you are helping the environment, and requires no commitment/changes other than money.

The Toyota Prius gets 45 miles per gallon.  That’s right, you can drive 45 miles and burn only one gallon of gasoline.  So somehow, through marketing or perception, the Prius lets people think that driving their car is GOOD for the environment.

It’s a pretty sweet deal for white people.  You can buy a car, continue to drive to work and Barak Obama rallies and feel like you are helping the environment!

Some white people decide to pull the ultimate move.  Prius, Apple Sticker on the back, iPod rocking, and Democratic Candidate bumper sticker. Unstoppable!

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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2009, 12:40:58 AM »
I think DUmmy Neecy is confusing "democrats" with "white people".
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2009, 03:00:59 AM »
Ya know what I would like? I would like DUmbasses to stop calling me "white people". That in itself is one of the most racist nouns in existence of the English language! When will skin color become neutral with these asshats?

I have been a construction super in my previous life, (in the days before the 6, 2 1/2" screws they embedded in my back), for almost 30 years and I had every denomination of nationality of humans on earth work for me! All I ever worried  about was whether or not you got your damn job done on time! Not once did I consider their job performance a reflection on their race. I liked my paycheck! If they didn't perform, I ate shit come pay day! Where the hell do these pukes come up with this shirt? Oh I know, they don't have to, or ever had to perform!

All the racist BS these assholes come up with is nothing more than a smokescreen in order to push their agenda and control the sane populace.

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« Last Edit: December 12, 2009, 03:13:32 AM by AllosaursRus »
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2009, 03:04:48 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 12, 2009, 12:40:58 AM
I think DUmmy Neecy is confusing "democrats" with "white people".

I agree.....I'm white, and I wouldn't be caught dead driving a Prius......

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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2009, 03:20:31 PM »
Actually the book is pretty funny if you read it with a grain of salt. The primitives don't like it because it hits a little too close to home for them.
http://www.amazon.com/Stuff-White-People-Like-Definitive/dp/0812979915
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2009, 03:22:51 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on December 12, 2009, 03:04:48 PM
I agree.....I'm white, and I wouldn't be caught dead driving a Prius......

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I drove one, once, for my job.  Got 49.3 mpg for about a 300-mile trip.  I was impressed.  I wouldn't own one, mind you, but if the rental company gave me another one to use, I'd take it.
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2009, 03:31:52 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 12, 2009, 03:22:51 PM
I drove one, once, for my job.  Got 49.3 mpg for about a 300-mile trip.  I was impressed.  I wouldn't own one, mind you, but if the rental company gave me another one to use, I'd take it.

Sorry......having worked in the auto industry for a number of years......and being from the Harley Earl school of automotive design, I couldn't face looking at one in my garage every morning  without losing my breakfast all over the floor.........

There is automotive architecture and aesthetics........and there are the orientals, and they, unfortunately, have a "tin ear" when it comes to vehicle styling.....bleah.....

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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2009, 03:53:10 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on December 12, 2009, 03:31:52 PM
Sorry......having worked in the auto industry for a number of years......and being from the Harley Earl school of automotive design, I couldn't face looking at one in my garage every morning  without losing my breakfast all over the floor.........

There is automotive architecture and aesthetics........and there are the orientals, and they, unfortunately, have a "tin ear" when it comes to vehicle styling.....bleah.....

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Reread what I wrote. 

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I wouldn't own one, mind you, but if the rental company gave me another one to use, I'd take it.

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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2009, 07:41:58 PM »
Someone gets it..

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22. Funny I should find this here, because the site is totally making fun of "yuppie" white liberals
   
Which, granted, can occasionally be funny. There are several items on this list that I have absolutely heard pretentious white liberal arts grad students wax philosopical about as if they're the first person who's had a deep and profound revelation about Amnesty International or the social and poetic value of 80s hip hop.

I'm just surprised to find support for this website on DU, not because it's "racist," but because it so obviously plays into the right-wing stereotype of white liberals as fuzzy-headed elitists who enjoy "token" minority experiences (like Spike Lee movies) but who are utterly clueless about actual minorities. Again, the site can occasionally be funny because people like that DO exist (and some of them post here, even). But the site itself mocks "progressives" far more than it does "white people," and I'm surprised the white folks HERE don't realize the joke's on them. Maybe white people liking "Stuff White People Like" should be the next entry.
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2009, 08:25:13 PM »
I don't mind being called "white people" at all.  I thank God I am a white people.  I LOVE being a white people.  I even enjoy all the phony manufactured derisive stuff non-white people and liberals come up with to say to one another about white people in order to make themselves feel better.  It doesn't hurt my feelings or make me mad.  It just makes me more aware of my life and reminds me of why I am glad, happy, and blessed to be who I am....a white people.
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2009, 08:57:23 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on December 12, 2009, 08:25:13 PM
I don't mind being called "white people" at all.  I thank God I am a white people.  I LOVE being a white people.  I even enjoy all the phony manufactured derisive stuff non-white people and liberals come up with to say to one another about white people in order to make themselves feel better.  It doesn't hurt my feelings or make me mad.  It just makes me more aware of my life and reminds me of why I am glad, happy, and blessed to be who I am....a white people.

My name is Randy & I endorse this message.  :-)
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2009, 09:50:14 PM »
We like civilization.  That's why we brought it to the world.
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2009, 09:57:22 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 12, 2009, 09:50:14 PM
We like civilization.  That's why we brought it to the world.

It sure beats suicide bombers and machete-wielding tribesmen, but don't try to convince a liberal of that.
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2009, 10:39:23 PM »
I don't know, I think I'm more pink than white...
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2009, 10:51:30 PM »
Quote from: Chump on December 11, 2009, 05:17:35 PM
I have to admit, some of it is funny as hell, but a lot of it comes across like the contributors just want to be nasty towards whites.   :whatever:

Probably 'cause they're all white people.  There's something else that white people like - racial self-flagellation.
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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2009, 09:13:36 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on December 12, 2009, 10:39:23 PM
I don't know, I think I'm more pink than white...

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Re: Stuff White People Like
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2009, 05:17:36 PM »
Quote from: terry on December 12, 2009, 07:41:58 PM
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23. Do you *really* think that you're the only person who realizes "who the joke's on"?
   
"I'm surprised the white folks HERE don't realize the joke's on them. Maybe white people liking "Stuff White People Like" should be the next entry."

Comedy is often predicated on the tension inherent in the in-group/out-group dynamic. Do you really think some of the white respondents to this thread don't understand that "the joke's on them"? Don't be silly.

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