I hope someone can give DUmmy Wileynumbers a job in a sawmill.
You know, the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive's fondest dream is to finish that ark being built in the mountains of Tennessee, and then floating it out from there to the ocean, getting out of America.....provided his welfare checks are forwardable to his next port-of-call.
I'm vaguely familiar with the natural geography of the south, but not intimately familiar.
The ark is in the middle of the mountains of Tennessee, and is no small thing.
What river route would the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive pilot the ark, to get it out to the ocean?