pirates or ninjas
Coke or Pepsi
mauve or fuscia
betty or Wilma
Harley or Ducati
Ginger or Mariann
yes or no
boxers or briefs
gnomes or leprechauns
imported or domestic
42 or 7
I prefer a pirate, They are in full sight, one knows they are there and have to take care about their intentions. You know a Pirate as they fearlessly fly the skull and cross bone , they are after just one thing Booty and treasure. They are all for themselves and everyone knows it.
Ninjas are hired personal that are out to make booty and treasure for their employer. Sneaky little buggers, you never see them coming.
Ninjas train their whole life to work as mercenaries, the Creepy Crawlies in life that go one on one to get what they can from individuals who can least afford it.
Ninjas come in the night and steal ones indentie, sell them homes they know the Client cannot afford. They talk people into investing their money with them then grab a rope and scale a wall to disappear into the dark night.
Pirates are those we vote into office to realise that "read my Lips" or Nixon's secrete way to win the war is a cannon ball over our heads.
Pirates are those holding our 401k plans that after taking 50% tell you, well you knew it was a risk, not our problem.
Ninjas are seldom seen, they work from the inside like a tapeworm to gut the body's of individuals. There are few warning signs that the Ninjas are there and as with a tape worm it takes years for a doctor to track down what is going on.
Rant over--for now.