They're jealous because he's young.
He's 8 years older than me.
They're jealous because he's popular.
Someone hasn't checked the daily approval ratings lately have they?
They're jealous because he's smart.
Take away TOTUS and get back to me on that one.
They're jealous because he's handsome.
With those ears are you kidding me?
And most of all they're jealous because he's a winner.
A winner being defined as someone who is failing miserably at his effort to pass his cornerstone legislation...overseeing the highest unemployment rate since most of us were in 2nd grade and waffling so much on a military strategy in the "necessary war" that his Commanding General might resign and the Taliban are becoming stronger.
Yeah he gets the blue ribbon for first place.

He's a self-made man no handouts from daddy.
That's because daddy dumped mommy early on and she had to send him off to live with his grandma.
You know that "typical white woman" he spoke so fondly of.