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Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« on: October 03, 2009, 08:22:42 AM »
Oh, Joanne98, you never fail to amuse.

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Joanne98   (1000+ posts)           Sat Oct-03-09 09:19 AM
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Conservative men are jealous of Obama!
   

 
That's why they were so happy yesterday when we didn't get the Olympics.

They're jealous because he's young. They're jealous because he's popular. They're jealous because he's smart. They're jealous because he's handsome. And most of all they're jealous because he's a winner. He's a self-made man no handouts from daddy.

He's everything they aren't and can never be!

They HATE that.

LOSERS!

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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2009, 08:27:57 AM »
Ahhh yes coming from the party of affirmitive action and wishes from continual handouts from a daddy (government).

That much stupid should be painful.

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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2009, 08:30:31 AM »
How is it known that he's smart? Thus far he hasn't allowed the release of any of his school transcripts or info so we can't really go on that to determine his intelligence.
So far all we have to go on is his decision making skills and speaking skills. Based on the times that Mr. Teleprompter has went down his speaking skills do not show much intelligence. Based on his decision making his intelligence seems to be very low. Maybe not low enough to qualify for DUmp membership but still pretty low.

As for being "self-made", this is another area where we really can't say yea or nay as he has refused to release so much of his info. Strange since he proclaimed that he would have the most transparent administration ever.

Maybe he was referring to the fact that his efforts to convert the country to socialism would be so blatant as to be transparent.
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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2009, 08:56:07 AM »
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They're jealous because he's young. They're jealous because he's popular. They're jealous because he's smart. They're jealous because he's handsome. And most of all they're jealous because he's a winner. He's a self-made man no handouts from daddy.

Young? We all were once, but I'm jealous of that.
Popular?  Really?  Who cares?
Smart?  Really?  Maybe in the ways of campaigning for office, but he has shown it very little everywhere else.
Handsome?  Would be more so without those huge ears, but then I can't really judge what women might like.
A Winner?  He "won" the presidency by virtue of being black and by the complicity of the MSM.
A self made man? Affirmative action never played a part? Are we sure?

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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2009, 08:57:00 AM »
I'll take my rough redneck husband over that pansy-ass Obama any day!
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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2009, 09:01:23 AM »
If Obama were not black he would be a paralegal or a clerk.

When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2009, 09:06:39 AM »
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They're jealous because he's young.

He's 8 years older than me.


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They're jealous because he's popular.


Someone hasn't checked the daily approval ratings lately have they?

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They're jealous because he's smart.


Take away TOTUS and get back to me on that one.

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They're jealous because he's handsome.


With those ears are you kidding me?


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And most of all they're jealous because he's a winner.


A winner being defined as someone who is failing miserably at his effort to pass his cornerstone legislation...overseeing the highest unemployment rate since most of us were in 2nd grade and waffling so much on a military strategy in the "necessary war" that his Commanding General might resign and the Taliban are becoming stronger.

Yeah he gets the blue ribbon for first place.  :whatever:



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He's a self-made man no handouts from daddy.

That's because daddy dumped mommy early on and she had to send him off to live with his grandma.

You know that "typical white woman" he spoke so fondly of.
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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2009, 09:13:49 AM »
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Joanne98   (1000+ posts)           Sat Oct-03-09 09:19 AM
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Conservative men are jealous of Obama!
  

 
That's why they were so happy yesterday when we didn't get the Olympics.

They're jealous because he's young. They're jealous because he's popular. They're jealous because he's smart. They're jealous because he's handsome. And most of all they're jealous because he's a winner. He's a self-made man no handouts from daddy.

He's everything they aren't and can never be!

They HATE that.

LOSERS!
Let's do a comparison between BHO and my own DH
DH is younger than the chosen one.
DH has many friends that he didn't have to buy.
DH makes Macgyver look like a moron.
DH is ruggedly handsome without effort.
DH is a SNCO who's last promotion was meritorious. He went from damned near living on the street to a success in less than 10 years.
And DH is a conservative. So DUmmy what exactly does my DH have to be jealous about?
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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2009, 09:17:17 AM »
BO needs to look up the definition to a true man and if he was to do that the men that we have here would beat him on all levels
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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2009, 09:44:41 AM »
I did not think one was allowed to BE a self made man at the DUmp.  I thought that was an impossibility.

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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2009, 10:09:26 AM »
Ruh roh...the bonfire has grown and the DUmmies are showing their dissent:

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1. I'm so sick of the hero worship
   
Do you have any idea how stupid and without substance this is?

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Tuesday Afternoon   (1000+ posts)             Sat Oct-03-09 09:43 AM
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9. I find the self-made comment to be a real WTF
   
you can take it from there.

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graywarrior   (1000+ posts)           Sat Oct-03-09 09:48 AM
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11. What are we, 10 years old here?
   
Oh wait....sorry. For a minute I forgot where I was.

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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2009, 10:15:58 AM »
I know I have ALWAYS wanted to be a half black/half white skinny effete dude with big ears and no personality to speak of, with limited intellect, and practically no ability to think for myself.

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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2009, 10:33:19 AM »
What the President is making conservatives jealous about is wifes
choice in clothes. I mean, a lot of us have stock in Wal-Mart and we could
only wish our wives would shop there so much and help the stocks price...

 :-)
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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2009, 10:50:38 AM »
You know, with that pointy head and those big ears, I bet women, and men like Barney Frank, imagine Obama sticking it in some dark region and wiggling those big ears.
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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2009, 05:30:17 PM »
You know, with that pointy head and those big ears, I bet women, and men like Barney Frank, imagine Obama sticking it in some dark region and wiggling those big ears.

Or one could be like Keith Overman who gets a funny tingly feeling in his leg when the Zero speaks
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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2009, 05:37:47 PM »
The stoopid abounds.

Does she thinks handouts are a bad thing now?

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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2009, 05:40:55 PM »
Or one could be like Keith Overman who gets a funny tingly feeling in his leg when the Zero speaks

I think that was Chrissy Christina Mathews

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Re: Conservative Men Jealous of Obama
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2009, 06:05:10 PM »
Or one could be like Keith Overman who gets a funny tingly feeling in his leg when the Zero speaks

I thought that was Chrissy Matthews . . .
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