... alternate title, God bless the big box store...
1 - 15" Florecent light bulb
4 - 3 Way light bulbs
1- bottle liquid draino
2 - boxes backing soda
1 - box kleenex
1 - stainless steel spatula
1 - paperback novel Jeff Shaara The Rising Tide
1 - bottle of cabernet (cheap)
1 - bad of Doritos (family size)
Challenge:
Who can guess the three items I actually went to the store with the intent to purchase???
Winner gets a

!! (woot)