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Offline Carl

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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #50 on: February 29, 2008, 07:48:10 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 07:23:09 PM



And I take some pretty good cell phone pics!





You got that right gorgeous.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #51 on: February 29, 2008, 07:53:59 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 29, 2008, 07:48:10 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 07:23:09 PM



And I take some pretty good cell phone pics!





You got that right gorgeous.

My love.... thank you.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #52 on: February 29, 2008, 08:09:29 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 07:23:09 PM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 06:59:37 PM
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven...
Only if not properly used.

*hit Thor in groin with gallon jug of salt peter*

Snugs, I was the victim of a horrendously bad cell phone pic. This is the only remnant from this afternoon that I am willing to publicly show.



And I take some pretty good cell phone pics!






No gimp masks or anything? Must not have been a good date.  :tongue:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #53 on: February 29, 2008, 08:11:03 PM »
Quote from: Skizz on February 29, 2008, 08:09:29 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 07:23:09 PM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 06:59:37 PM
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven...
Only if not properly used.

*hit Thor in groin with gallon jug of salt peter*

Snugs, I was the victim of a horrendously bad cell phone pic. This is the only remnant from this afternoon that I am willing to publicly show.



And I take some pretty good cell phone pics!






No gimp masks or anything? Must not have been a good date.  :tongue:

If you saw the top half of the first picture, you would know that no mask was necessary. It was that bad.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #54 on: February 29, 2008, 10:17:06 PM »
Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY.  :naughty:  :-)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #55 on: February 29, 2008, 10:54:45 PM »
Quote from: Randy on February 29, 2008, 04:51:34 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 29, 2008, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 10:00:00 PM
I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine.  :lmao:

HEY - WATCH THAT!  That one time a month that the "Tunnel of Love" ride is down it's nice to have the Log Ride available. 

 :-)

 :tongue:


The reason for Croc wearing are becoming clearer everyday.  :o

He hehehehe  :rotf:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #56 on: February 29, 2008, 11:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY.  :naughty:  :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10?  :naughty:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #57 on: March 01, 2008, 03:42:39 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 04:20:54 PM
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 29, 2008, 04:02:30 PM
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 03:59:15 PM
No thank you, Carlos........ that just ain't right.

I know.  However, Schade will get a chuckle out of it and if I'm lucky she'll reply with something clever or snarky (or both). 

No, Thor, it ain't right, is it?  ... but.... what the hell, it's Friday!  :lmao:




LOL.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #58 on: March 01, 2008, 07:10:28 AM »
Quote from: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY.  :naughty:  :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10?  :naughty:

Know what's good about being over 40?  Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #59 on: March 01, 2008, 08:23:18 AM »
Schadie, It didn't help that the wind was blowing 30-40 mph before we got inside!!
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #60 on: March 01, 2008, 08:28:10 AM »
BTW, Kev, wait until you hit 50 !!!   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #61 on: March 01, 2008, 01:39:00 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 01, 2008, 07:10:28 AM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY.  :naughty:  :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10?  :naughty:

Know what's good about being over 40?  Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #62 on: March 01, 2008, 01:43:02 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 01, 2008, 01:39:00 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on March 01, 2008, 07:10:28 AM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY.  :naughty:  :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10?  :naughty:

Know what's good about being over 40?  Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.

Braggart!  :naughty:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #63 on: March 01, 2008, 11:26:05 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 01, 2008, 01:39:00 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on March 01, 2008, 07:10:28 AM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY.  :naughty:  :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10?  :naughty:

Know what's good about being over 40?  Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.

Then there are thoose who will brag about the 2 hour staying power they do bring ;)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #64 on: March 02, 2008, 12:45:37 AM »
Quote from: Randy on March 01, 2008, 11:26:05 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on March 01, 2008, 01:39:00 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on March 01, 2008, 07:10:28 AM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY.  :naughty:  :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10?  :naughty:

Know what's good about being over 40?  Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.

Then there are thoose who will brag about the 2 hour staying power they do bring ;)

ok so you had 4 minutes of fun and another 86 minutes of what ? Shuffle Board?
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #65 on: March 02, 2008, 06:53:20 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 02, 2008, 12:45:37 AM
Quote from: Randy on March 01, 2008, 11:26:05 PM
Quote from: Airwolf on March 01, 2008, 01:39:00 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on March 01, 2008, 07:10:28 AM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY.  :naughty:  :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10?  :naughty:

Know what's good about being over 40?  Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.

Then there are thoose who will brag about the 2 hour staying power they do bring ;)

ok so you had 4 minutes of fun and another 86 minutes of what ? Shuffle Board?

Or pole vaulting!   :-)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #66 on: March 02, 2008, 08:23:17 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 01, 2008, 01:39:00 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on March 01, 2008, 07:10:28 AM
Quote from: morningAngel on February 29, 2008, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: Rebel on February 29, 2008, 10:17:06 PM
Know what's good about being 35? The range of women you'd hit increases DRAMATICALLY.  :naughty:  :-)
are you looking at a standard deviation of +/- 10?  :naughty:

Know what's good about being over 40?  Nobody thinks you're a freak if you use a Viagra... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


And there are those of us that are over 40 that don't need the mighty blue wonder.

True--I asked Mrs. Sparky once if I could use one.  She just kinda curled up into the fetal position and went, "Nonononononononono...."
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