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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #25 on: February 29, 2008, 07:49:07 AM »
Thor watch out for the riding crop.....................she ain't afraid to use it
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #26 on: February 29, 2008, 07:56:41 AM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 29, 2008, 07:49:07 AM
Thor watch out for the riding crop.....................she ain't afraid to use it

Hey... this is a thread about advice for li'l ole me.  :uhsure:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #27 on: February 29, 2008, 08:03:27 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 07:56:41 AM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 29, 2008, 07:49:07 AM
Thor watch out for the riding crop.....................she ain't afraid to use it

Hey... this is a thread about advice for li'l ole me.  :uhsure:

Oh that's right...............Don't break the riding crop  :evillaugh:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #28 on: February 29, 2008, 08:09:32 AM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 29, 2008, 08:03:27 AM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 07:56:41 AM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 29, 2008, 07:49:07 AM
Thor watch out for the riding crop.....................she ain't afraid to use it

Hey... this is a thread about advice for li'l ole me.  :uhsure:

Oh that's right...............Don't break the riding crop  :evillaugh:

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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #29 on: February 29, 2008, 08:15:07 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 06:09:07 AM
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Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 10:00:00 PM
I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine.  :lmao:

Romantic fantasies... Not so much.

Prison Nightmares...

Exactly, what a bunch of weirdos we have here.  :lmao:

Speak for yourself.  I'm a pervert, not a weirdo.

Oh, and now every time I see lube I'm reminded of Superbad.  Is that a good or bad thing?
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #30 on: February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM »
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #31 on: February 29, 2008, 10:01:04 AM »
Show him your Titties!!! :evillaugh:

Thor have your camera ready.  Worthless without pics. :popcorn:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #32 on: February 29, 2008, 10:24:45 AM »
Damn............ this is a crazy thread but then again we are the sex and booze crowd.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #33 on: February 29, 2008, 10:30:23 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 29, 2008, 10:24:45 AM
Damn............ this is a crazy thread but then again we are the sex and booze crowd.
:leghump: & :couch:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #34 on: February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #35 on: February 29, 2008, 10:57:23 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Don't forget to tell everyone we are going out to get crabs.  :lmao:

OMG.... im dying laughing.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #36 on: February 29, 2008, 01:27:20 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 10:57:23 AM
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Don't forget to tell everyone we are going out to get crabs.  :lmao:

OMG.... im dying laughing.

Waaahhh I want to come too!!!
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #37 on: February 29, 2008, 02:23:53 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 29, 2008, 01:27:20 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 10:57:23 AM
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Don't forget to tell everyone we are going out to get crabs.  :lmao:

OMG.... im dying laughing.

Waaahhh I want to come too!!!

It was fun! Thor is an absolute gentleman who is easy on the eyes.... not that I was looking or anything.  :naughty:
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #38 on: February 29, 2008, 02:32:15 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: BEG on February 29, 2008, 01:27:20 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 10:57:23 AM
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Don't forget to tell everyone we are going out to get crabs.  :lmao:

OMG.... im dying laughing.

Waaahhh I want to come too!!!

It was fun! Thor is an absolute gentleman who is easy on the eyes.... not that I was looking or anything.  :naughty:

I probably needed to be there to save Thor from your sexual ways.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #39 on: February 29, 2008, 02:57:01 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Besides you would look so goofy in a HT mask.  :-)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #40 on: February 29, 2008, 03:09:48 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: BEG on February 29, 2008, 01:27:20 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 10:57:23 AM
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven. The others would scare away any NORMAL person !!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Don't forget to tell everyone we are going out to get crabs.  :lmao:

OMG.... im dying laughing.

Waaahhh I want to come too!!!

It was fun! Thor is an absolute gentleman who is easy on the eyes.... not that I was looking or anything.  :naughty:

Thanks Schadie !!!  ::blushes::   You didn't get to experience the  :hot:  side of me....    :o

You ain't bad to look at, either. 

I will say, I had some fun today !!!   :-)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #41 on: February 29, 2008, 03:17:54 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 03:09:48 PM


Thanks Schadie !!!  ::blushes::   You didn't get to experience the  :hot:  side of me....    :o

You ain't bad to look at, either. 

I will say, I had some fun today !!!   :-)

Dude -- back off on those faggy smilies, else that, coupled with you not hitting on Schade will lead everyone to think you have teh ghay.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #42 on: February 29, 2008, 03:51:38 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 10:00:00 PM
I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine.  :lmao:

HEY - WATCH THAT!  That one time a month that the "Tunnel of Love" ride is down it's nice to have the Log Ride available. 

 :-)

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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #43 on: February 29, 2008, 03:59:15 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 29, 2008, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 10:00:00 PM
I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine.  :lmao:

HEY - WATCH THAT!  That one time a month that the "Tunnel of Love" ride is down it's nice to have the Log Ride available. 

 :-)

 :tongue:

No thank you, Carlos........ that just ain't right.
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #44 on: February 29, 2008, 04:02:30 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 03:59:15 PM
No thank you, Carlos........ that just ain't right.

I know.  However, Schade will get a chuckle out of it and if I'm lucky she'll reply with something clever or snarky (or both). 
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #45 on: February 29, 2008, 04:20:54 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 29, 2008, 04:02:30 PM
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 03:59:15 PM
No thank you, Carlos........ that just ain't right.

I know.  However, Schade will get a chuckle out of it and if I'm lucky she'll reply with something clever or snarky (or both). 

No, Thor, it ain't right, is it?  ... but.... what the hell, it's Friday!  :lmao:


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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #46 on: February 29, 2008, 04:33:01 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 29, 2008, 04:20:54 PM
No, Thor, it ain't right, is it?  ... but.... what the hell, it's Friday!  :lmao:


Schade never disappoints.  :-)
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #47 on: February 29, 2008, 04:51:34 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 29, 2008, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 28, 2008, 10:00:00 PM
I don't think so fellas! Maybe in your "romantic" fantasies is anal lube involved.... surely not mine.  :lmao:

HEY - WATCH THAT!  That one time a month that the "Tunnel of Love" ride is down it's nice to have the Log Ride available. 

 :-)

 :tongue:


The reason for Croc wearing are becoming clearer everyday.  :o
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #48 on: February 29, 2008, 06:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven...
Only if not properly used.

*hit Thor in groin with gallon jug of salt peter*
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Re: Having lunch with Thor .... advice needed!
« Reply #49 on: February 29, 2008, 07:23:09 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 06:59:37 PM
Quote from: Thor on February 29, 2008, 10:56:14 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 29, 2008, 09:55:32 AM
I'd like to suggest:

1 gallon of saltpeter
a bucket of cold water
and a Helen Thomas mask

 :hammer:

MSB, the saltpeter has been disproven...
Only if not properly used.

*hit Thor in groin with gallon jug of salt peter*

Snugs, I was the victim of a horrendously bad cell phone pic. This is the only remnant from this afternoon that I am willing to publicly show.



And I take some pretty good cell phone pics!



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