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Ah. I see. Stick with the jeans, it wasn't noticed until you had mentioned it .
You just have a "fake bulge". I have a real, uhh football game on.
I didn't mention it.
SchadenfreudeHero Member OnlinePosts: 7163It's just a fake bulge.Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2009, 07:39:09 pm »QuoteGasp! I noticed it looks like i have a bulge in my pants! I swear, it is an optical allusion!!!!111!!!!!!1 This is priceless, I can't wait till BEG sees it, she will be so impressed!
It took a while but I found it. http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32631.msg342780.html#msg342780
Or loose the jeans for no bulge at all. Anyway, is it just me or are others here interested in "other urban legends" more than phantom bulges?
Now now ladies...Haven't you heard of sharing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3WMHBJu8Tg
Well see, I already forgot about that!
The ad at the top of the page is for Levi's jeans, lol. I bet our CC girls could sell a lot of those as models. (phantom bulges notwithstanding)
That was the only reason I had mentioned it in the other thread where you posted a pic. I wouldn't have noticed otherwise, because I generally look at a womans face and eyes, first.
And now I have inadvertently focused everyone's attention on my protuberance. Did you happen to notice my face or that I even have a face?
How sad is it that I am drop dead tired at 9:40pm?
Phantom bulges...
It's simply not funny my dear, this is serious business! We obviously need a phantom bulge inspector, to ensure no one is harmed. I nominate.... BEG.... Since she's been posting/poking around in this thread....
About as sad as the fact I was asleep before that last night, and will have to be doing the same for the next 6-8 weeks so I'm semi-functional when I get up at 4 every morning.
HOT PANTS*** The foremost cure for "the bulge"real or imagined..