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Offline rich_t

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Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2009, 09:02:47 PM »
Now now ladies...

Haven't you heard of sharing?

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« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2009, 09:03:31 PM »
Ah. I see.  Stick with the jeans, it wasn't noticed until you had mentioned it .  :-)

Or loose the jeans for no bulge at all. Anyway, is it just me or are others here interested in "other urban legends" more than phantom bulges?  :uhsure:
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« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2009, 09:03:42 PM »
You just have a "fake bulge". I have a real, uhh football game on.  :p :p

I like that, I am going to use that as my profile tag......   :lmao:
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« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2009, 09:18:26 PM »
I didn't mention it.  :hammer:

It took a while but I found it.

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Gasp! I noticed it looks like i have a bulge in my pants!

I swear, it is an optical allusion!!!!111!!!!!!1     

This is priceless, I can't wait till BEG sees it, she will be so impressed!
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« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2009, 09:24:45 PM »
Or loose the jeans for no bulge at all. Anyway, is it just me or are others here interested in "other urban legends" more than phantom bulges?  :uhsure:

You think of everything.  :lmao:

Yep, a topic change is welcomed at this point!
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« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2009, 09:25:42 PM »
Now now ladies...

Haven't you heard of sharing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3WMHBJu8Tg

BEG would have nothing of sharing! I shall acquiesce.
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« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2009, 09:26:28 PM »
The ad at the top of the page is for Levi's jeans, lol.  :lmao:

I bet our CC girls could sell a lot of those as models. (phantom bulges notwithstanding)  :p
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2009, 09:32:32 PM »
Well see, I already forgot about that!

That was the only reason I had mentioned it in the other thread where you posted a pic.  I wouldn't have noticed otherwise, because I generally look at a womans face and eyes, first.

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« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2009, 09:38:23 PM »
The ad at the top of the page is for Levi's jeans, lol.  :lmao:

I bet our CC girls could sell a lot of those as models. (phantom bulges notwithstanding)  :p

How sad is it that I am drop dead tired at 9:40pm?
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« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2009, 09:39:47 PM »
That was the only reason I had mentioned it in the other thread where you posted a pic.  I wouldn't have noticed otherwise, because I generally look at a womans face and eyes, first.

And now I have inadvertently focused everyone's attention on my protuberance.  :p Did you happen to notice my face or that I even have a face?  :p
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« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2009, 09:40:53 PM »
And now I have inadvertently focused everyone's attention on my protuberance.  :p Did you happen to notice my face or that I even have a face?  :p

I noticed the gun.

LOL
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« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2009, 09:42:28 PM »
All right homies! Good night!
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« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2009, 09:42:46 PM »
How sad is it that I am drop dead tired at 9:40pm?

Drop dead sad for us whom be so amused by Shadenanigans.

Hmmm. I just read that line I wrote and how sad is it that I'm drunk at 10:42 (EST) with so much football left to watch.
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2009, 09:48:00 PM »
Phantom bulges... :rotf:
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« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2009, 10:03:10 PM »
Phantom bulges... :rotf:

It's funny till someone gets hurt with one.  :lmao:
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« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2009, 05:33:13 AM »

It's simply not funny my dear, this is serious business!  We obviously need a phantom bulge inspector, to ensure no one is harmed.  I nominate.... BEG....  Since she's been posting/poking around in this thread.... 

 :popcorn: 

Ok... that was hilarious, I know BEG will take her job very seriously.  :-)

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« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2009, 06:01:33 AM »
And now I have inadvertently focused everyone's attention on my protuberance.  :p Did you happen to notice my face or that I even have a face?  :p

Of course I noticed your face, you always seem to have a mischievous twinkle in your eyes.

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« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2009, 06:32:06 AM »
HOT PANTS*** The foremost cure for "the bulge"real or imagined..

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« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2009, 07:15:03 AM »
How sad is it that I am drop dead tired at 9:40pm?

About as sad as the fact I was asleep before that last night, and will have to be doing the same for the next 6-8 weeks so I'm semi-functional when I get up at 4 every morning.
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« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2009, 11:33:35 AM »
About as sad as the fact I was asleep before that last night, and will have to be doing the same for the next 6-8 weeks so I'm semi-functional when I get up at 4 every morning.

That's not sad, that is pure greed!  It's a good kind of greed though  :cheersmate:

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« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2009, 08:56:00 PM »
HOT PANTS*** The foremost cure for "the bulge"real or imagined..

Hehe.
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« Reply #47 on: September 23, 2009, 07:46:24 AM »
I think you need to prove or disprove your other bulges, just to be on the safe side.   :naughty:

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« Reply #48 on: September 23, 2009, 09:32:19 PM »
The title of this thread reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit with Dan Ackroyd & Steve Martin...two wild and crazy guys.  Wearing tight slacks to show off their bulges.... :lmao:
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« Reply #49 on: September 23, 2009, 10:07:04 PM »
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