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Offline NHSparky

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People of Walmart
« on: September 04, 2009, 08:28:04 AM »
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You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be scared shitless.  Above all, you'll know at least ONE of these people.  That, I think, is the most frightening part.
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 08:58:57 AM »
Looks like family..  I see 'em there all the time.. :lmao:
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 09:01:53 AM »
I should take pictures at mine and submit them.  :evillaugh:
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 09:09:34 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 04, 2009, 08:28:04 AM
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You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be scared shitless.  Above all, you'll know at least ONE of these people.  That, I think, is the most frightening part.
The chick with the Swastika walking next to the two black guys just about killed me! :rotf:
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 09:17:08 AM »
omg..miss new booty..page 3, I have finally found my walmart between the glorious hair, the pimping, and miss new booty.

Miss new booty's shorts look to be about a size 8, but just because they fit her no flat ass doesn't mean they fit her size 16 hips and tummy. Wow! And I thought there was nothing worse then pjs in public...between the red knock off Uggs and miss new booty...I stand corrected. :o
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 09:27:07 AM »
:puke: The old man with the DD's.

Oh God. :bawl:
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 09:33:25 AM »
Quote from: Chris on September 04, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
:puke: The old man with the DD's.

Oh God. :bawl:

And just think..you can never unsee it, Chris...never! At least it's blurry.  :-)
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 09:34:24 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on September 04, 2009, 09:33:25 AM
And just think..you can never unsee it, Chris...never! At least it's blurry.  :-)
:rotf: That thing from Vermont on page 5 is pretty scary.
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2009, 09:47:25 AM »
Quote from: Chris on September 04, 2009, 09:34:24 AM
:rotf: That thing from Vermont on page 5 is pretty scary.

Yeah I saw that one. I think I'd move to another line.  :lmao:
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2009, 09:51:11 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on September 04, 2009, 09:33:25 AM
And just think..you can never unsee it, Chris...never! At least it's blurry.  :-)
I bet he has a website :(
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2009, 09:52:15 AM »
Quote from: Chris on September 04, 2009, 09:51:11 AM
I bet he has a website :(

Don't get curious. You'll regret it.  :o
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2009, 10:28:34 AM »
Hmm...  Well, here in Minnesota, we don't get many weird Walmart shoppers.  There are some girls with some really nice jahoobies, though.   :naughty:
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2009, 12:22:41 PM »
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too many of them from S.C.......I'm glad I've only been in WAL-MART a dozen times in 30 years.
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2009, 12:50:45 PM »
I liked "Captian Walmart"
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2009, 01:42:37 PM »
Pg. 9

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2009, 01:49:25 PM »
Is the old adage, "No shirt, no shoes, no service" a thing of the past anymore? Do people really walk into any public store, service, or entity dressed like a homeless person in Bangkok?

Don't answer that. 
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2009, 05:31:04 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 04, 2009, 01:49:25 PM
Is the old adage, "No shirt, no shoes, no service" a thing of the past anymore? Do people really walk into any public store, service, or entity dressed like a homeless person in Bangkok?

Don't answer that. 

Was eating at a local Whataburger a couple of weeks ago. A Family was in there eating inside, their children clothed in swimsuits and flip-flops. So, yes, people DO come into stores dressed like bums and indigents.
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2009, 09:44:00 PM »
The only thing sadder than the fact that so many Americans let themselves look like racial trash is the fact that they go out in public looking like that without a second thought.
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2009, 11:49:23 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 04, 2009, 01:49:25 PM
Is the old adage, "No shirt, no shoes, no service" a thing of the past anymore? Do people really walk into any public store, service, or entity dressed like a homeless person in Bangkok?

Don't answer that. 

What disturbs me is that in the decades those signs have been around, no one's ever considered adding "no pants" to the stipulations.  Apparently we can walk into these places with our junk hanging out and they are obligated to serve us.
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2009, 01:36:06 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on September 04, 2009, 11:49:23 PM
What disturbs me is that in the decades those signs have been around, no one's ever considered adding "no pants" to the stipulations.  Apparently we can walk into these places with our junk hanging out and they are obligated to serve us.

Even when the pants are there, it doesn't matter.

Case in point:

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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2009, 07:04:21 AM »
Quote from: Thor on September 04, 2009, 05:31:04 PM
Was eating at a local Whataburger a couple of weeks ago. A Family was in there eating inside, their children clothed in swimsuits and flip-flops. So, yes, people DO come into stores dressed like bums and indigents.

I'm squishier on this. Local establishments here run specials in the summer that cater to the local pools close by the restaurants. It's not unusual for a family to go straight from the pool to eat and a whataburger is fast food for goodness sakes, not a sit down place. This is a pretty upscale, conservative neighborhood too and in the summer its not unusual to see families in their suits and flip flops still with coverups over their suits in a fast food place. I just always figured they came straight from the pool to eat. There are some in those pics with regards to attire where I would give a pass--looks like they came from doing labor type of work(maybe on their house) or the beach or the pool and went for a quick trip to wallyworld, but others...whoa! You know they went from their home tot he store that way...wow!

I know I'm going to hell for saying this , but the woman in the red Uggs, I'd bet money the food was paid for with a gov subsidy card...that's probably exactly the situation I spoke of...'husband' lives in the home with unreported income that buys red uggs and booty shorts while the rest of us pay their food bill.
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2009, 07:39:50 AM »
D6, pass the ****ing mind bleach before you ever post something like that again. :censored: :censored: :censored:
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2009, 05:18:25 PM »
This looks like a situation that requires us to repeat this phrase.

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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2009, 05:52:12 PM »
If you think its bad inside the store, you should see the customers of the Walmart Gas Station.
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Re: People of Walmart
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2009, 12:05:15 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on September 05, 2009, 05:18:25 PM
This looks like a situation that requires us to repeat this phrase.

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