Frank, Just want you to know my old nickname when I played baseball was Mr. Ed. I, in no way, want to be associated with that looney tune.
Actually, the name Ms. Ed comes from the fact that the eohippus is nonmonickered, and so I gave her an appellation.
The name's based upon some half-hour comedy show on television--Demonic Underwear assures me it's from the early 1960s--
Mr. Ed the Talking Horse.
Among her other distinctions, besides being the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives--Ms. Ed hates infants--the unappellated eohippus is allegedly the lowest-paid R.N. (registered nurse) in America, allegedly being paid only $24,000 per year (based upon her own statement that her health insurance premiums of $500 per month are "25%" of her income).
There's no way, Taxman, sir, you'd even be connected in the remotest way with this horse's ass.