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Your Friday Night Funny
« on: August 21, 2009, 08:35:31 PM »
http://consumerist.com/5342632/sears-caught-selling-grills-to-cook-babies-thanks-to-poorly-built-website

Yesterday a reader sent us a pretty funny screen capture of a Sears product page with a suspicious category description (see above). By the time we got around to checking it out, Sears had corrected the error. It turns out, however, that the real problem was the Sears website was built in a way that lets anyone mess with the category descriptions.

Until it was fixed, you could simply change category values in the URL and they'd show up on the page, which meant you could send your friends and family to all sorts of creatively named product listings:





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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 08:46:41 PM »
I can imagine several good jokes got played with that before Sears fixed it.  :evillaugh:

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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 09:10:53 PM »
Ummm...  yeah, that screen capture was very obviously photoshopped.  Still funny concept though.  I remember when Ebay used to have lots of Vietnamese babies for sale.
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 09:18:40 PM »
That is fishy information, that should be reported.

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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 09:19:17 PM »
I will play here or in the ass winking thread... your call!
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 09:20:30 PM »
Hm.  Grilling babies or winking asses... tough choice.  I'm an ass man myself.
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 09:22:14 PM »
Hm.  Grilling babies or winking asses... tough choice.  I'm an ass man myself.

Me too! We are soul mates!
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2009, 09:24:11 PM »
Me too! We are soul mates!
:lmao: You ain't right.
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2009, 09:24:51 PM »
:lmao: You ain't right.

I dare you to come here and say that.  :p
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2009, 10:37:34 PM »
:rofl: none of ya'll are right!!
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2009, 05:00:30 AM »
Ummm...  yeah, that screen capture was very obviously photoshopped.  Still funny concept though.  I remember when Ebay used to have lots of Vietnamese babies for sale.

It wasn't photoshopped. Sears had a flaw in their website that would allow changing the url to change the what was on the page.  There was a more detailed explanation at Reddit.

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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 06:12:38 AM »
I dare you to come here and say that.  :p

Tease!
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2009, 07:54:14 AM »
Tease!

Oh I see someone appreciates me here.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2009, 08:12:20 AM »
Oh I see someone appreciates me here.  :evillaugh:

Not if you keep teasing me.  Eventually I'll just take my toys and go home.  Why is it women think being a perpetual tease is a good thing?
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2009, 09:47:47 AM »
Not if you keep teasing me.  Eventually I'll just take my toys and go home.  Why is it women think being a perpetual tease is a good thing?

Poor Sparky. Women are not to be understood, they are to be enjoyed. 
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2009, 11:15:59 AM »
Not if you keep teasing me.  Eventually I'll just take my toys and go home.  Why is it women think being a perpetual tease is a good thing?


Oh Sparky,  at your age you Still don't understand woman.

Woman are a commodity to men, they insist on trying them on like they buy shoes. Only difference is one wears shoes for a year or so then goes out looking for a new pair.

Some poor guys are in for the old Bait and Switch routine  others are suckers for the Impulse Buy.  Men who are tight with their money will stay in relationship as long as it costs less then to get another one and the relationship in not above repair.

For a man, woman are along the lines of living with their mother, if they liked her cooking and something to releave sexual tension.  Nothing nasty here.

Woman do not come with a 30 day guarantee, nor do men.

Men spend more time acquiring a woman then they do spending thousands of dollars for a sail boat.   Same thing really.

They go gaga over the boats lines, the masts and rigging. They spend hours day dreaming about standing at the wheel flying over the water with them in command.

They want that boat  [woman  ] at all costs.

They are well aware that the sails need replacing but don't inquire into the cost.  They put off thinking about dry rot under the hull, they don't check Marine Registry to see how many owners had the boat in the past.
 
For a woman, she and the boat will sit moored in the river taunting everyone who loves the sea.  she gives her best show when the tide goes out or comes in, a beautiful must have form.

The boat and [woman ] are choosy about who gets to command her, some buyers she will refuse to tack for, others she is responsive  yo the slightest touch.

When all is said and done a Man will sell his soul for that boat--or [woman ]

How you guys upkeep the boat [woman] determines how long either can continue to give you the ride of your life.

Why do you think all boats or most of them are referred to as She.




 


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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2009, 05:11:13 PM »
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Why do you think all boats or most of them are referred to as She.

Because they're expensive as hell? AKA "black hole"?

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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 07:07:58 PM »
Because they're expensive as hell? AKA "black hole"?

 :bolt:

I thought it was because "she" is always needing tending to, but well worth it for the pleasure "she" gives.

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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2009, 10:25:36 PM »
I thought it was because "she" is always needing tending to, but well worth it for the pleasure "she" gives.

You're right, of course, but from a more pragmatic point of view, boats are considered to be black holes into which one pours money.
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2009, 12:03:14 AM »
Amazon: WTF?

Hmmm... the "Relaxation Capsule".  Interesting. :rofl:

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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2009, 12:18:32 AM »
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He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.

Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"

"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."

That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy.
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2009, 08:15:34 AM »
Poor Sparky. Women are not to be understood, they are to be enjoyed. 

I'm still waiting for the enjoyment part.
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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2009, 01:47:35 PM »
I'm still waiting for the enjoyment part.

It's your attitude I think. You have the attitude of an up tight British WASP.

"[ I"M ] still waiting for the enjoyment part" tells it all.

What kind of fishing do you enjoy, salt or fresh water, you looking for Bass or Tuna.??

You just head out with no pray in mind you will reel in an old boot or worse each time.

Once you decide just what you want to fish or hunt for then you need the proper gear be it reels or shot gun.    Bait now comes the hard part, one does not catch Trout with marshmellows.

If you wear eye glasses get new frames, let the woman at the eye doctors help you select them. Get perhaps 3 different pair all different and assign them for work, play and oh-la-la.

Empty your closet of all clothing styles you have not changed in 10 years, learn to wear t. shirts only under other crisp collared shirts----- If you do that now, reverse it throw out all t shirts and only wear a ball cap to the ball park.  No t shirts with anything written on them.

Loafers, no sneakers or tied shoes, no way to make a good impression when you trip over a lace and end up sprawled on the floor.    Especially a dance floor as you try out new moves.

Splurge at a men's wear center even for Jeans that you will never wear on a date unless that dress is called for. Even if your package is Bramma Bull size the sales men can get you into well fitting jeans that do not have the crotch 5 inches below your butt.

OK Sparky we got you dressed and ready to go a hunting or fishing.

Forget the jewelery, one ring on right hand pinkie is OK. The bait is set, where do you want to put it.??

The small restaurants at airfield are great for meeting people who know people that love to fly.  Hang out once or twice a week for breakfast and ignore the woman. Talk to the men show interest and learn the lingo. Once the men get used to seeing you around then you just may find a few of them  that has a couple of daughters.

Plunk down $400.00 and buy a kayak and become a regular at the Wentworth By The Sea for breakfast,  Notice that all the fun people are up at the crack of dawn.

Find places that people go to that have a passion for, be it hot air balloons or railroad trains.    Learn all you can about the passion others have, people love to share their obsessions.

The last place you want to go a fishing is the bar scene, or an XXX rated movie theatre.

Off your butt old man, you have allot of good years left in you.  It would be a shame to waste them in front of the TV feeling sorry for yourself.      DON'T expect a Play Boy Bunny to show up at any time giving out samples------

Most important, be MYSTERIOUS, you work is in fact classified so that is true, your military service aboard subs is classified also true.  You are separated true, but that is all you need to  say to arouse interest in people. 

  When you decide to take a vacation to visit family, people who are used to seeing you will ask where you were,  Just smile and say an emergency at work sent you elsewhere.  You do not have to lie, the emergency was you going on vacation to visit family and some one had to fill your shoes at work. 

You will be surprised that after only 3 months at a fun place wearing different eyeglasses each time folks will begin to point you out as an interesting person, one well worth knowing.     Long as you tell the truth with a twist of lime no problem.


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Re: Your Friday Night Funny
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2009, 02:51:50 PM »

Oh Sparky,  at your age you Still don't understand woman.

Woman are a commodity to men, they insist on trying them on like they buy shoes. Only difference is one wears shoes for a year or so then goes out looking for a new pair.

Some poor guys are in for the old Bait and Switch routine  others are suckers for the Impulse Buy.  Men who are tight with their money will stay in relationship as long as it costs less then to get another one and the relationship in not above repair.

For a man, woman are along the lines of living with their mother, if they liked her cooking and something to releave sexual tension.  Nothing nasty here.

Woman do not come with a 30 day guarantee, nor do men.

Men spend more time acquiring a woman then they do spending thousands of dollars for a sail boat.   Same thing really.

They go gaga over the boats lines, the masts and rigging. They spend hours day dreaming about standing at the wheel flying over the water with them in command.

They want that boat  [woman  ] at all costs.

They are well aware that the sails need replacing but don't inquire into the cost.  They put off thinking about dry rot under the hull, they don't check Marine Registry to see how many owners had the boat in the past.
 
For a woman, she and the boat will sit moored in the river taunting everyone who loves the sea.  she gives her best show when the tide goes out or comes in, a beautiful must have form.

The boat and [woman ] are choosy about who gets to command her, some buyers she will refuse to tack for, others she is responsive  yo the slightest touch.

When all is said and done a Man will sell his soul for that boat--or [woman ]

How you guys upkeep the boat [woman] determines how long either can continue to give you the ride of your life.

Why do you think all boats or most of them are referred to as She.




 
  Well , now I fully 100% understand ....... My boat..