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Offline franksolich

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hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« on: July 30, 2009, 11:55:20 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=362x795

Hmmm.

I just moseyed over in to one of the most cobweb-infested forums on Skins's island, the jobs forum.  No primitive ever responded to this, even though it's been up a while.

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SQL DBA

At the risk of sounding strange, I have a great opportunity for a SQL DBA in Chicago. I want a DUer to have a chance at this one!

PM me for details.
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Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 12:46:18 PM »
I thought any acronym that had a "Q" in it would draw DUmmies like flies.

Having no idea what a SQL DBA might be, I tried to find out. I guess it's some kind of niche for an IT uber-nerd.
The humor of the SQL DBA incrowd is not what I'd call sidesplitting: http://www.odetocode.com/Humor/91.aspx
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Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 12:56:54 PM »
Uhm..I dunno.

A "DBA" is a Database Administrator.

"SQL" is "Structured Query Language" which is used to administer and access databases.

I don't know of a DATABASE called SQL for a DBA to administer.

There is one called MySQL, but it's so simple I can't imagine anyone would need a DBA for it.
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Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 02:44:21 PM »
Uhm..I dunno.

A "DBA" is a Database Administrator.

"SQL" is "Structured Query Language" which is used to administer and access databases.

I don't know of a DATABASE called SQL for a DBA to administer.

There is one called MySQL, but it's so simple I can't imagine anyone would need a DBA for it.

Microsoft SQL  usually pronunce as Microsoft See-Quel
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Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 02:46:39 PM »
we set us SQL servers in my MS server class...and yes they do have a database...
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Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 03:01:45 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 30, 2009, 11:55:20 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=362x795

Hmmm.

I just moseyed over in to one of the most cobweb-infested forums on Skins's island, the jobs forum.  No primitive ever responded to this, even though it's been up a while.


I'm sure there were several PM's asking about the details, I wonder who he hired?
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Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 04:44:56 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on July 30, 2009, 03:01:45 PM
I'm sure there were several PM's asking about the details, I wonder who he hired?

It would of course require someone to work for the "man", bathe daily, show up for work on time, work after 5 without complaint, not use sick days for mental health days,  guess it will be someone from FR or this board.
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Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 04:57:54 PM »
Quote from: Ree on July 30, 2009, 02:46:39 PM
we set us SQL servers in my MS server class...and yes they do have a database...

The MS database is usually called "SQL Server".
I never heard it just called "SQL".
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Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2009, 05:21:23 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on July 30, 2009, 12:56:54 PM
Uhm..I dunno.

A "DBA" is a Database Administrator.

"SQL" is "Structured Query Language" which is used to administer and access databases.

I don't know of a DATABASE called SQL for a DBA to administer.

There is one called MySQL, but it's so simple I can't imagine anyone would need a DBA for it.

The only SQL variant I can think of that may need a DBA is PostgresSQL -- but IMHO, Postgres blows monkeys.
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Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 06:01:57 PM »





"WORK!?!?"

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Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2009, 11:26:44 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 30, 2009, 11:55:20 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=362x795

Hmmm.

I just moseyed over in to one of the most cobweb-infested forums on Skins's island, the jobs forum.  No primitive ever responded to this, even though it's been up a while.


Wasn't there a DUmmy hiring for a pizza delivery driver last year? Got nothing but crickets...
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