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Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« on: July 28, 2009, 05:45:20 PM »
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wooo.. today was fun. I had to get two shots and listen to nurses talk about how horrible NYC is
I had to take in some school medical forms that had to be signed and sent off to NYU. the nurses decided that since I'm going to NYU I must think I'm too good for Alabama. I just sat there thinking "Know what? I do."

4 weeks.. only 4 weeks left and then I'm outta here

It would really be a treat if we could be there when DUmmy Li'l Ava begins to realize how
literate and wonderful the people of New York City are.

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1. They're just jealous of our literacy.
   
 
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2. and that you have all your teeth huh?

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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 05:49:01 PM »
Oh my.

Such arrogance, about the land and the people who gave the heifer life.

I've seen many like the heifer here; I can already sense her destiny.

Check with franksolich in four years, to see if he hasn't been right.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 05:52:07 PM »
You have to get vaccinated to live in NYC?  Sounds like a great place.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 05:53:30 PM »
You have to get vaccinated to live in NYC?  Sounds like a great place.

Like a lot of other 3rd world countries you hear about....
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 05:56:44 PM »
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the nurses decided that since I'm going to NYU I must think I'm too good for Alabama. I just sat there thinking "Know what? I do."

Alabama is glad to be rid of you.  WAR EAGLE!!!
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 05:57:22 PM »
Watch her feign victimhood again and again.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 05:58:40 PM »
My thinking -- Its harsh but here it is.

Ava's career in film and photography is going to involve a couple of 'art films' that could be considered soft porn, but with political undertones. She will take pictures of everything, and fill up her free Photobucket account with them. Only a half dozen or so will be noteworthy. She'll date a few guys, maybe a couple of chicks, and end up rejected, and back in Alabama posting on DU. The end.

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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 06:02:23 PM »
My thinking -- Its harsh but here it is.

Ava's career in film and photography is going to involve a couple of 'art films' that could be considered soft porn, but with political undertones. She will take pictures of everything, and fill up her free Photobucket account with them. Only a half dozen or so will be noteworthy. She'll date a few guys, maybe a couple of chicks, and end up rejected, and back in Alabama posting on DU. The end.

I've seen, and met, people like the heifer.

My speculation is that inside of four years, the heifer's going to be hanging around Times Square at night, pimping herself as the chinless wonder from Alabama.

It's not my thing, but I imagine there are some guys who can get off on chinless women, and are willing to pay for it.

I've seen it happen, with people with an attitude like the heifer.

If I were mom, I would've sent her to a trade school in Alabama, where she'd at least be safe.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 06:04:41 PM »
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Ava's career in film and photography is going to involve a couple of 'art films' that could be considered soft porn, but with political undertones.
That is just about the only genre employed by film school kids.

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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 06:18:22 PM »
I hope that she meets the rare conservative at NYU and is "converted".
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 06:57:15 PM »
I hope that she meets the rare conservative at NYU and is "converted".
Now why would you wish her upon some innocent conservative?  :libssuck:
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2009, 07:18:19 PM »
Oh my.

Such arrogance, about the land and the people who gave the heifer life.

I've seen many like the heifer here; I can already sense her destiny.

Check with franksolich in four years, to see if he hasn't been right.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2009, 07:19:34 PM »
Oh my.

Such arrogance, about the land and the people who gave the heifer life.

I've seen many like the heifer here; I can already sense her destiny.

Check with franksolich in four years, to see if he hasn't been right.

I predict that she will have been in the family way before her 2nd year is completed.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2009, 07:37:07 PM »
I predict that she will have been in the family way before her 2nd year is completed.

And that will culminate in the death of the unborn baby, after which she'll proudly proclaim her deeds on the DUmp.

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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2009, 07:39:10 PM »
And that will culminate in the death of the unborn baby, after which she'll proudly proclaim her deeds on the DUmp.

Yeah! That's why I didn't say that she would have a baby.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2009, 08:35:56 PM »
I've seen, and met, people like the heifer.

My speculation is that inside of four years, the heifer's going to be hanging around Times Square at night, pimping herself as the chinless wonder from Alabama.

It's not my thing, but I imagine there are some guys who can get off on chinless women, and are willing to pay for it.

I've seen it happen, with people with an attitude like the heifer.

If I were mom, I would've sent her to a trade school in Alabama, where she'd at least be safe.

She'll be back home attending Wallace College or Enterprise State JC inside of 18 months.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2009, 08:37:41 PM »
I give her two years before some NYC sleazebag talks her into doing a cheesy NYC porno flick.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2009, 08:50:10 PM »
She'll be back home attending Wallace College or Enterprise State JC inside of 18 months.

Excellent. It should be every DUmmy's ambition to someday earn a diploma that bears the names of George and Lurleen Wallace.

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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2009, 11:34:47 PM »
Hey bitch, when you go up there can you tell all of your Yankee ****in' compadres to stop moving down here? Conservatives, fine. Libs? Stay the **** up there. We don't give a rat's ASS how you did it in New York.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2009, 07:06:35 AM »
Lil Ava's attitude sounds like my niece's before they 'escaped' the horrid South to go to college 'up north'.  They were nursed on hatred of the Southern states and the mental disease of liberalism at their momma's breast. 

Once they got to college things began to change in small increments.  I even heard that "people in the South are nicer" issue from their lips.   

When they graduated and began to work in the real world there were even more changes.  Most of the Great White Liberal fantasies are gone. 

Lil Ava's in for a world of disappointment.  If she's lucky all that will get hurt is her feelings.

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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2009, 07:19:05 AM »
Lil Ava's attitude sounds like my niece's before they 'escaped' the horrid South to go to college 'up north'.  They were nursed on hatred of the Southern states and the mental disease of liberalism at their momma's breast. 

Once they got to college things began to change in small increments.  I even heard that "people in the South are nicer" issue from their lips.   

When they graduated and began to work in the real world there were even more changes.  Most of the Great White Liberal fantasies are gone. 

Lil Ava's in for a world of disappointment.  If she's lucky all that will get hurt is her feelings.

Oh, absolutely.

I've never been down there, but I imagine Alabama has much about which it can boast, including culture and the arts.

Not to mention other things more important than that.

The heifer's just being stupid; it's hip, it's cool, it's trendy, it's with it, to bash certain southern states, and the heifer wants to be cool.

Probably 99% of the people in Alabama, of all cultural and ethnic and socio-economic and academic backgrounds, know more about things than the heifer does.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2009, 08:16:27 AM »
Oh, absolutely.

I've never been down there, but I imagine Alabama has much about which it can boast, including culture and the arts.

Not to mention other things more important than that.

The heifer's just being stupid; it's hip, it's cool, it's trendy, it's with it, to bash certain southern states, and the heifer wants to be cool.

Probably 99% of the people in Alabama, of all cultural and ethnic and socio-economic and academic backgrounds, know more about things than the heifer does.

Frank, I'd venture to say you could add the midwestern states in with the south when it comes to this issue. The holier than thou attitude seems to be confined to New England, the west coast, and the north. The states the libs call "flyover states" and the south share a lot in common.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2009, 08:27:29 AM »
The states the libs call "flyover states" and the south share a lot in common.

Well, stupid people who consider the Great Plains "flyover states," one hopes they persist in their utter ignorance, so as to spare us the fate of the south.

There's actually a lot down on the ground here, but we don't need arrogant people seeing it, and deciding to move here.  Better that they just go through life not knowing what's all here.

It's a happier fate than what the south, and Vermont, have had to endure the past generation and a half, where one has all these people who voted to make their original places hell-holes, and then ran away, so as to pollute a cleaner place.

I give you the cross-bearing maternal ancestress (moved from Massachusetts to New Hampshire so as to avoid high taxes), the bitter old cali primitive (moved from somewhere else to Vermont so as to avoid high crime encouraged by liberal politicians and policies), and the biggest ass of them all, Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive "Cyrano" (moved from the New York City area down to Florida for employment), as prime examples.

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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2009, 09:07:11 AM »
Well, stupid people who consider the Great Plains "flyover states," one hopes they persist in their utter ignorance, so as to spare us the fate of the south.

There's actually a lot down on the ground here, but we don't need arrogant people seeing it, and deciding to move here.  Better that they just go through life not knowing what's all here.

It's a happier fate than what the south, and Vermont, have had to endure the past generation and a half, where one has all these people who voted to make their original places hell-holes, and then ran away, so as to pollute a cleaner place.

I give you the cross-bearing maternal ancestress (moved from Massachusetts to New Hampshire so as to avoid high taxes), the bitter old cali primitive (moved from somewhere else to Vermont so as to avoid high crime encouraged by liberal politicians and policies), and the biggest ass of them all, Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive "Cyrano" (moved from the New York City area down to Florida for employment), as prime examples.

People who foul their own nests should be compelled to live in those nests, rather than being free to go about finding another nest to foul.

A lot of wisdom here, frank.

I can attest that you are entirely correct about the south.  Miserable clowns running from their oppressive bureaucratic nightmares, self-created, to the golden lands of Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Georgia, only to seek ways to "enlighten" their new neighbors with their "progressive" idea of utopia.

Idiots can't put two and two together, and most likely never will.  They constantly complain about how things aren't done here like they were "back home."  I wish they'd just go the hell on back to wherever they came from and leave us alone.
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Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2009, 09:17:30 AM »
Do a little research on the "Kalifornication" of Colorado. From what I've been told, Oregon and Washington state used to be fairly conservative as well. It's insanity, but then again, that's liberalism. They can't stand the place they're in with the high taxation, high crime, etc., so they move to a more conservative area. ......only to bring that same stupid f'n attitude they left and their inability to admit, or accept, that they were the reasons the place they left is the way it is to begin with.
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