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Offline bijou

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Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« on: July 28, 2009, 01:10:08 PM »
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A man was arrested after inhaling 28 cans of whipped cream at Destin Wal-Mart.

The 33-year-old man was observed by a loss prevention officer picking up, opening and sniffing the seven-ounce cans of whip cream, according to the arrest report. ...
Read the remainder here.
The last sentence at the link is a tad worrying.  :-)
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 01:13:39 PM »
Quote from: bijou on July 28, 2009, 01:10:08 PM
Read the remainder here.
The last sentence at the link is a tad worrying.  :-)
I expect you to milk this thread for all it's worth.   :-)
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 01:26:06 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on July 28, 2009, 01:13:39 PM
I expect you to milk this thread for all it's worth.   :-)
I was hoping to whip up a few puns.
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 01:40:12 PM »
Quote from: bijou on July 28, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
I was hoping to whip up a few puns.

That will be hard to top.
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 01:46:49 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 28, 2009, 01:40:12 PM
That will be hard to top.
Heh. Most a-moo-sing
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 01:55:02 PM »
Quote from: bijou on July 28, 2009, 01:10:08 PM
Read the remainder here.
The last sentence at the link is a tad worrying.  :-)

That happens alot believe it or not.

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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 02:46:18 PM »
What a load of fluff.  I expect the loss prevention officer was having a cow over nothing.
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 02:59:10 PM »
I bet he got all huffy when they detained him.


:-)


BTW You don't sniff the can.....not that I'd know anything about inhaling nitrous.  :uhsure:
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 03:02:08 PM »
as a BTW,

28 cans! Holy crap, homeboy was way way high.
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 03:06:13 PM »
Someone should have whipped his dairy-air a long time ago.  :hyper:
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 03:13:28 PM »
I'm going to BLOW off the puns.
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2009, 03:48:52 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on July 28, 2009, 03:06:13 PM
Someone should have whipped his dairy-air a long time ago.  :hyper:

I can't see anyone topping that pun.  :rotf:
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2009, 04:00:15 PM »
I don't know about whether or not Loss Prevention whipped this guy's dairy-air (oooh, that IS a good pun), but I'm willing to bet that they kicked his can right out of there.

They also put a lockdown on the chocolate sprinkles and the maraschino cherries.

They couldn't save the ice cream, though. It had already been skimmed off the top.
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2009, 04:48:48 PM »
Someone is trying to get high off of whipped cream. Hmmmmmmmmm.
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2009, 05:10:23 PM »
Was the perp arrested on a Sundae?   :-)
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2009, 07:55:55 PM »
Holy Crap!!! There was whipped cream and I missed it???

Oh wait......it wasn't Cool Whip.  :rofl:
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2009, 01:48:23 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on July 28, 2009, 07:55:55 PM
Holy Crap!!! There was whipped cream and I missed it???

Oh wait......it wasn't Cool Whip.  :rofl:

Ew, Cool Whip.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2009, 06:23:27 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on July 28, 2009, 07:55:55 PM
Holy Crap!!! There was whipped cream and I missed it???

Oh wait......it wasn't Cool Whip.  :rofl:

Not so fast...


Cool Whip comes in aerosol cans now.

Just sayin' :-)
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2009, 07:32:26 AM »
mmm........spray cool whip!!!!! It rocks. That is all.
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2009, 12:07:24 PM »
 The dairy-air comment was a gas but surely someone can top it?
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2009, 12:18:15 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 29, 2009, 12:07:24 PM
The dairy-air comment was a gas but surely someone can top it?
That would require nuts and a cherry.
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Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2009, 12:22:54 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on July 29, 2009, 12:18:15 PM
That would require nuts and a cherry.


the cherry's been done already, along with the sprinkles.
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