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Offline Schadenfreude

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Re: yo... soy.... muerto
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2009, 08:52:01 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 10, 2009, 08:47:11 PM
I need 39 more to hit 5K, but that won't happen until Monday.

It could happen right here in this thread. I can help you reach your goal.  :naughty:
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Re: yo... soy.... muerto
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2009, 08:53:08 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 10, 2009, 08:49:03 PM
slackers, all ya'll :p

Well I got reset when I self-destructed and was reincarnated. So there.  :tongue:
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Re: yo... soy.... muerto
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2009, 08:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 10, 2009, 08:51:20 PM
I agree, that is nonsense but sadly the state of business these days. I heard a press conf this morning with the new and improved Govt Motors.... they said nothing, answered no questions, just a bunch of empty buzzwords and platitudes... come back when you know wtf you're going to talk about.
The department manager hinted I should wrap up some training I've been dragging my feet on and update my resume.  They posted the job opening this evening.  I dropped the ball when they moved me to second shift (after being laid off and re-hired).

At least 10% of the employees at my company got where they are by being promoted from within.  That figure jumps to about 25% when it comes to the IT department.
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Re: yo... soy.... muerto
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2009, 08:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 10, 2009, 08:53:08 PM
Well I got reset when I self-destructed and was reincarnated. So there.  :tongue:
Shame, innit? :tongue:

We might could do something about that, but you'd have to submit a formal request in writing to management.  Signed by a Notary Public and witnessed by at least two people who may or may not be blood relatives, of course.
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Re: yo... soy.... muerto
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2009, 08:57:51 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 10, 2009, 08:55:47 PM
The department manager hinted I should wrap up some training I've been dragging my feet on and update my resume.  They posted the job opening this evening.  I dropped the ball when they moved me to second shift (after being laid off and re-hired).

At least 10% of the employees at my company got where they are by being promoted from within.  That figure jumps to about 25% when it comes to the IT department.

Good luck to you Chris! I am sure  you are worthy, this is just an annoying formality thought up by some lame HR person.
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« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2009, 08:59:03 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 10, 2009, 08:57:31 PM
Shame, innit? :tongue:

We might could do something about that, but you'd have to submit a formal request in writing to management.  Signed by a Notary Public and witnessed by at least two people who may or may not be blood relatives, of course.

Not important! I am going to post till I get to 6666 and then totally stop.  :evillaugh:
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Re: yo... soy.... muerto
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2009, 09:01:11 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 10, 2009, 08:59:03 PM
Not important! I am going to post till I get to 6666 and then totally stop.  :evillaugh:
I stopped at 9999 and waited a couple days.  It was fun to watch.  Wracking up a high post count is fun, but I try to not abuse the system.

But enough about you, lets talk about me. :)
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« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2009, 09:21:16 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 10, 2009, 09:01:11 PM
I stopped at 9999 and waited a couple days.  It was fun to watch.  Wracking up a high post count is fun, but I try to not abuse the system.

But enough about you, lets talk about me. :)

Well aren't you speshul!
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« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2009, 09:23:11 PM »
I know, it's a bad habit... I'm working on that.
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Re: yo... soy.... muerto
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2009, 09:35:54 PM »

Who doesn't like pie?


When she's not babysitting ducks...


Wait, what?


Do not adjust your sets.


What's that smell?


They said there would be pie!!
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« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2009, 09:43:09 PM »
lol! I guess it takes all types! Goodness.. some of those were just plain scary.
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« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2009, 09:55:58 PM »
pantie pics in 5..4..3..2..
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« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2009, 10:05:43 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 10, 2009, 06:54:49 PM


In other news, I am duck-sitting. Who'd knew I ("the schade") would be foster mum to an orphaned mallard?

Ask me anything. Quack quack.
Is that a minerature air compressor on his crotch?  :lmao:
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« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2009, 10:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 10, 2009, 09:55:58 PM
pantie pics in 5..4..3..2..
It is peach season  :naughty:
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« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2009, 10:08:12 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 10, 2009, 10:05:43 PM
Is that a minerature air compressor on his crotch?  :lmao:

It is a swedish penis pump Austin!
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« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2009, 10:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 10, 2009, 10:07:00 PM
It is peach season  :naughty:

Chris! I am shocked.
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« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2009, 10:09:29 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 10, 2009, 07:01:42 PM
what's that thing sticking out of his pants?
It's a duck!
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« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2009, 10:09:41 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 10, 2009, 10:08:12 PM
It is a swedish penis pump Austin!
The other thing looks like a heart moniter! lol! for you or him Schade? lol!
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« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2009, 10:11:28 PM »
:rofl:
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« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2009, 10:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 10, 2009, 10:09:41 PM
The other thing looks like a heart moniter! lol! for you or him Schade? lol!

I am totally die..... It is one of those nights where I want to either laugh till I cry or kick WE in the nuts.
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« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2009, 10:21:36 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 10, 2009, 10:18:35 PM
I am totally die..... It is one of those nights where I want to either laugh till I cry or kick WE in the nuts.
Let him put his drink down first. :-)
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« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2009, 10:30:31 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 10, 2009, 10:21:36 PM
Let him put his drink down first. :-)

 :lmao:

But seriously.. am I really as sexy as the FB quiz says?
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« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2009, 10:31:06 PM »
Where can I get one of those snazzy exercise suits?
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« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2009, 10:34:05 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 10, 2009, 10:31:06 PM
Where can I get one of those snazzy exercise suits?

The one the resuscitator dummy is wearing? I am sure if he doesn't make it, you can wear his! LOL....
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« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2009, 10:37:51 PM »
I see it has velcro at the ankles.  That would make life so much easier.

Picked up some Hebrew National hotdogs for dinner tonight... we'll see if they're worth the hype.  You go, Joey Chestnut!!
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