Translation to what actually happened:
(whiny DUmmie voice) "Change the channel or I'm leaving and NEVER COMING BACK!"
(Receptionist) "Sir, if you leave, we will charge you for cancelling your appointment less than 24 hours in advance. Medicaid doesn't cover short notice cancellations, so that bill will go to you. Would you care to verify your address for us, so that we may send it to the proper residence?"
(chagrined DUmmie voice) "UMMM, I'll be waiting outside, please have them call me out there."
(Receptionist) "Sir, if you step out of the waiting room, it is considered cancelling your appointment."
(DUmmie) "oh"