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So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« on: June 24, 2009, 11:22:16 AM »
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So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
   
I asked the receptionist to please change the tv to any other channel. A guy came out and looked at the tv and went back in the office. Sooooo ...I walked up to the open window and made sure everyone heard me say "You can either change the channel or I am canceling my appointment". Soooo one of the other people there asked my why I wanted the tv changed. I said (and I was quite pissed by now) "I don't want to hear propaganda from FOX while I am waiting ....and if you don't change it now, I am going to leave and never come back here". So they changed it to MSNBC. You should have seen the looks on all their faces when I threatened to leave and never come back over it. I was thinking ...WTF you asscarrots ...I am the one paying for your ****ing pay check. Mutha ****as ...don't **** with me. Of course I mentioned the incident to the doctor who was quite understanding and after saying he also did not like FOX assured me that he would make some changes. Spank!

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I remember the good old days when they put a tiny bit of effort into bouncies *sigh*.
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 11:24:53 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 24, 2009, 11:22:16 AM
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I remember the good old days when they put a tiny bit of effort into bouncies *sigh*.


So do I.

We haven't had a good bouncy since the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher told the one about her friend in Missouri who deliberately obstructed voting in the primaries there last year.
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 11:26:48 AM »
Please let this happen to me when I'm in a waiting room one day.  I will insist they not change it to any propaganda from MSNBC, CNN, or any of the other news networks, sit back, and watch kooks like L0oniX stew while ESPN is on.

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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2009, 11:27:47 AM »
Translation to what actually happened:
(whiny DUmmie voice) "Change the channel or I'm leaving and NEVER COMING BACK!"
(Receptionist) "Sir, if you leave, we will charge you for cancelling your appointment less than 24 hours in advance.  Medicaid doesn't cover short notice cancellations, so that bill will go to you.  Would you care to verify your address for us, so that we may send it to the proper residence?"
(chagrined DUmmie voice) "UMMM, I'll be waiting outside, please have them call me out there."
(Receptionist) "Sir, if you step out of the waiting room, it is considered cancelling your appointment."
(DUmmie) "oh"
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2009, 11:28:40 AM »
It messed up the script.
Everyone in the place is supposed to be applauding and cheering.
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 11:29:48 AM »
First of all, horrid bouncy.

Secondly, I see this website is really taking off!

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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 11:30:03 AM »
Quote from: docstew on June 24, 2009, 11:27:47 AM
Translation to what actually happened:
(whiny DUmmie voice) "Change the channel or I'm leaving and NEVER COMING BACK!"
(Receptionist) "Sir, if you leave, we will charge you for cancelling your appointment less than 24 hours in advance.  Medicaid doesn't cover short notice cancellations, so that bill will go to you.  Would you care to verify your address for us, so that we may send it to the proper residence?"
(chagrined DUmmie voice) "UMMM, I'll be waiting outside, please have them call me out there."
(Receptionist) "Sir, if you step out of the waiting room, it is considered cancelling your appointment."
(DUmmie) "oh"


Now that, sir, is probably more like it.

I got the impression--I have absolutely no idea why--that someone else was paying for the primitive's appointment.
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 11:30:28 AM »
Quote from: Carl on June 24, 2009, 11:28:40 AM
It messed up the script.
Everyone in the place is supposed to be applauding and cheering.

I think they did after the moonbat left.  :lmao:
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 11:32:22 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 24, 2009, 11:30:03 AM
Now that, sir, is probably more like it.

I got the impression--I have absolutely no idea why--that someone else was paying for the primitive's appointment.

Well the way they all scream for free health care I cant picture any of them opening their wallets and detracting from their pot money. 
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2009, 11:32:51 AM »
What really happened:

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So I go to my psychotherapist again today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
  
I asked the hot receptionist to please change the tv to the Playboy channel, cause my mom won't let me watch it at home in her basement. A guy came out, looked at me, told me to sit back down and STFU, and went back in the office. Sooooo ...I walked up to the open window and made sure everyone heard me say "You can either change the channel or I am canceling my appointment". Soooo one of the other people there asked my why I couldn't just STFU. I said (and I was quite pissed by now) "I don't get to watch that channel at home, so I demand to be allowed to watch it here while I am waiting ....and if you don't change it now, I am going to sit in the corner and hold my breath". So they changed it to PBS...Sesame Street was on...it was great! You should have seen the looks on all their faces when I threatened to hold my breat over it. They were clearly thinking ...WTF you asscarrot ...we are the ones paying for your ******* treatment, because you're too lazy to get a **** job. Mutha ****a ...don't **** with us. Of course I mentioned the incident to the doctor who was quite understanding knowning my background and need to be the center of attention, assured me that he would make some changes.
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 11:33:32 AM »
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...I am the one paying for your ****ing pay check...
Until ObamaCare takes over, at which point their salaries will be federally subsidized so losing you won't make an iota of difference.

viva la revolucion!
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 11:35:51 AM »
The horror, the horror.

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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2009, 11:40:15 AM »
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5. The rabid Faux watchers/believers...
   
are bad, but the people who just have it on for "backround noise" are worse. They half-hear and half-watch that shit and never realize that their opinions are being subtly molded. They don't keep up on the real news, but if somebody asks their opinion, they parrot back a Faux talking point or made-up "fact".

Hmmm so faux noise is controlling peoples thoughts.  :lmao:
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2009, 11:46:51 AM »
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5. The rabid MSNBC/Air America/Jon Stewart watchers/believers...
   
are bad, but the people who just have it on for "backround noise" are worse. They half-hear and half-watch that shit and never realize that their opinions are being subtly molded. They don't keep up on the real news, but if somebody asks their opinion, they parrot back a MSNBC/Air America/Jon Stewart talking point or made-up "fact".

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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2009, 11:47:32 AM »
Oh brother :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :bs: :bs: :bs:
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2009, 11:48:06 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 24, 2009, 11:40:15 AM
Hmmm so faux noise is controlling peoples thoughts.  :lmao:
"The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded"  Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2009, 11:49:07 AM »
The fact that conservatives can basically tune out stuff and act like mature adults doesn`t seem to ever rub off on these cretins.

It is like Holy Water on a Vampire to them and shows how simple and close minded they are.
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2009, 11:50:09 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on June 24, 2009, 11:48:06 AM
"The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded"  Obi-Wan Kenobi
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If that was the case the dummies would all be in lock step with teh Rove so maybe its not effective on the mush minded.  :-)
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2009, 11:55:00 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 24, 2009, 11:50:09 AM
If that was the case the dummies would all be in lock step with teh Rove so maybe its not effective on the mush minded.  :-)
Well yes.  Given all we have to start with is the consistency of boiled squash, we can't expect too much.   :-)
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2009, 11:55:56 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on June 24, 2009, 11:55:00 AM
Well yes.  Given all we have to start with is the consistency of boiled squash, we can't expect too much.   :-)

boiled squash is smarter than the average primitive, just saying.  :-)
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2009, 11:56:43 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 24, 2009, 11:55:56 AM
boiled squash is smarter than the average primitive, just saying.  :-)
...smells better too.   :-)
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« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2009, 11:57:51 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on June 24, 2009, 11:56:43 AM
...smells better too.   :-)

and actually has a purpose.  :lmao:
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2009, 12:00:31 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 24, 2009, 11:57:51 AM
and actually has a purpose.  :lmao:
...add salt to squash and it gets better.  Put it on a DUmmie and it dissolves.
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2009, 12:03:04 PM »
I have never seen Fox News on in a waiting room - Its always an 'Access Health' show that repeats forever (with paid for commercial spots, Im sure) or If I take the kids to their pediatrician, Its some sort of kids show or movie on DVD.
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Re: So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2009, 12:05:47 PM »
Damn, why can't one of these A-Holes be in a waiting room with me? I really want to be able to stand up (I'm 6'3") look at them and say "shut the **** up......................................asshat".


Damn that would make my day.
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