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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« on: June 24, 2009, 09:08:32 AM »
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Oh my.

First, ghosts in elevators, and now, an exploding melon.

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HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-24-09 09:40 AM
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A huge honeydew melon exploded on the dining room table last night.

This was one of the largest melons I've ever bought. I only got it a couple days ago so I was a little shocked. My wife and kids were eating icecream and I went to pick up the melon to move it and BOOM! It blew a hole out one side and spewed seeds and liquid all over the table - flooded it and dripped onto the floor. It was not a pleasant cleanup. I've had them melt down before, but I've never had one explode before!

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Brewman_Jax  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-24-09 09:44 AM
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3. No photos?

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HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-24-09 10:02 AM
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7. I was too busy mopping up melon goop to grab the camera with my sticky hands.

Sorry.

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crim son  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-24-09 09:53 AM
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5. This has happened before?

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MajorChode  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-24-09 10:02 AM
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6. Do you live at a high altitude?

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HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-24-09 10:03 AM
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8. No, not at all.

I think the primitive was just stoned, and dropped it.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 09:20:36 AM »
I was expecting someone to blame it on President Bush.  They're really slipping over there.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 09:31:09 AM »
Probably a leaky microwave.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2009, 10:07:24 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on June 24, 2009, 09:31:09 AM
Probably a leaky microwave.



Damn, that explains ALOT.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2009, 11:20:49 AM »
The idiot primitive either bought a rotten melon, or its been sitting around for so long it went bad.

If they rot from the inside out, they may rupture - but of course, the primitive embellished a bit.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 11:23:53 AM »
I once euthanized a ripe cantaloupe with my .220 Swift.
It was a spectacular sight.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 11:30:27 AM »
I say the melon got tired of listening to moonbat talk and decided to off itself.

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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 11:30:30 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2009, 11:23:53 AM
I once euthanized a ripe cantaloupe with my .220 Swift.
It was a spectacular sight.

We kill them by ritualistic cutting in these parts.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 12:13:20 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2009, 11:23:53 AM
I once euthanized a ripe cantaloupe with my .220 Swift.
It was a spectacular sight.



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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2009, 01:29:25 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2009, 11:23:53 AM
I once euthanized a ripe cantaloupe with my .220 Swift.
It was a spectacular sight.

A round from my AR made one disappear once......into sorta a green mist.......

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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 04:29:09 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on June 24, 2009, 11:30:30 AM
We kill them by ritualistic cutting in these parts.

Takes far more energy, but it does conserve ammo.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 07:08:33 PM »
HopeHoops should check his refrigerator for a Zuul infestation.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2009, 07:22:30 PM »
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Takes far more energy, but it does conserve ammo.
Ammunition serves no purpose if not expended.
Anyway, I enjoy reloading spent brass almost as much as firing it.
It's a relaxing way to spend some time.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding honeydew melon
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2009, 01:28:12 AM »
It's the new VRWC IED...Improvised Exploding Dew melon.....haven't got it quite right yet.....but we're working on it.
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