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Offline jtyangel

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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their van!
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2009, 08:08:59 PM »
Quote from: Servonaut on June 11, 2009, 04:59:38 PM


Yup, that's the ticket. 

Now where is that rolls eyes smile ?

Oh, there it is.  :whatever:   


They'd have to be high to understand seabeyond if she speaks the way she writes online.  :lmao:
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Offline dandi

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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their van!
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2009, 09:03:17 PM »
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We’re talking about four people, in their early twenties, tribal hippie types with dreadlocks etc.,

Assuming any of this is true, and that's a big ASSumption when it comes to DUmbassess, they are probably trying to shit Wal-Mart out of a new engine for their van, Abbie Hoffman style.
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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their van!
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2009, 09:22:22 PM »
Call Obamawon, he is their only hope.He is the only one who cares....hell he might even sit down and have a toke with them.
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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their van!
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2009, 10:03:46 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on June 11, 2009, 08:08:59 PM

They'd have to be high to understand seabeyond if she speaks the way she writes online.  :lmao:

Well, that should work out perfectly for them, then!
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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their van!
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2009, 10:12:22 PM »
Look at the fun they're missing out on :lmao:

Police arrest 3 baking mushroom cookies for Bonnaroo
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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their van!
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2009, 10:13:31 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 11, 2009, 05:57:32 PM
Beyond checking her oil and adding it once in a while,"Toots" absolutely refuses to work on our autos. She's pretty sure that is the man of the hoiusehold who takes care of it.

This is BS! I can't believe the shop didn't start the motor in order to fill the oil filter and check the level afterwards. Never seen anyone do it any other way. The damn thing had to be rattling like all get out, if it didn't have any oil at all!

I call BS! Wouldn't surprise me if these hippy types didn't invent this in order to soak the DUmmie for some cash.
I'm guessing that there really isn't even a bunch of younger DUpmmonkey vagrants standed and it's just another DU scam.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their van!
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2009, 10:20:51 PM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on June 11, 2009, 10:13:31 PM
I'm guessing that there really isn't even a bunch of younger DUpmmonkey vagrants standed and it's just another DU scam.  :evillaugh:

That or a mole laughing away at how completely ignorant DUmmies are of the real world.
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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their v
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2009, 10:41:15 PM »
Quote from: Chris on June 11, 2009, 10:12:22 PM
Look at the fun they're missing out on :lmao:

Police arrest 3 baking mushroom cookies for Bonnaroo

Sounds a lot like the Dead shows back in the day.
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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their v
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2009, 10:45:29 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 11, 2009, 10:41:15 PM
Sounds a lot like the Dead shows back in the day.

Yup.  Overpriced concessions, drugs, and a four-hour traffic jam.  Woo hoo.  I don't think you could get me to go there now.   I think at least one person died there last year (or recently, anyway).
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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their v
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2009, 10:49:50 PM »
Quote from: Chris on June 11, 2009, 10:45:29 PM
Yup.  Overpriced concessions, drugs, and a four-hour traffic jam.  Woo hoo.  I don't think you could get me to go there now.   I think at least one person died there last year (or recently, anyway).

It was fine when I was in my early 20's.  Doesn't quite trip my trigger any more.
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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their van!
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2009, 02:20:49 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 11, 2009, 01:45:55 PM
  I don't believe for a second that Wal-Mart actually did this.

It does happen, but that usually results in a new engine being installed. I wonder if that is the part of the story that is missing?

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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their van!
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2009, 06:36:04 AM »
The Highway Doctor is in the house.....take 2 bongs and call me in the morning.
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Re: Help!..Young friends of mine stranded in Texas after Wal-Mart ruined their van!
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2009, 07:29:53 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on June 11, 2009, 04:39:22 PM
Question for you guys. Why is it when you see a woman doing any sort of auto maintenance you all have to rush over to instruct??  :-)



Because we want sex?
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