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Offline Lanie

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2009, 10:38:59 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on June 01, 2009, 10:28:53 PM
You will always be an A in my mind.   :innocent:

I wonder if I should tell you what I did before the feature was removed. lol.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2009, 10:50:10 PM »
Quote from: Lanie on June 01, 2009, 10:38:59 PM
I wonder if I should tell you what I did before the feature was removed. lol.
You pushed some buttons?
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I kinda miss it.  I saved mine.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2009, 08:55:12 AM »
Quote from: Thor on June 01, 2009, 07:04:43 PM
First one to get a wedgie should be Dutch !!!  :fuelfire:

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Why?  Nothing there to hurt.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2009, 09:02:42 AM »
Aww man, I loved watching the high fives creeping up. Would it be possible to keep the high fives, and just eliminated the bitchslaps?   :uhsure:
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2009, 09:16:17 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 01, 2009, 04:35:52 PM
The overall sentiment from the whiny assed bitches who thought they should all have cake and ****ing icecream for breakfast was, "Why did someone bitchslap me? I'm a really nice human being?"

****ing grow up and put some hair on your testicals.

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You need to get a job with Blue Mountain Arts writing those sensitive "How do I love thee" greeting cards Dutch. I think you may have missed your calling.  :-)
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2009, 10:15:34 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on June 02, 2009, 09:16:17 AM
You need to get a job with Blue Mountain Arts writing those sensitive "How do I love thee" greeting cards Dutch. I think you may have missed your calling.  :-)

Dutch might need a spell-checker though.  He misspelled testicles.  :-)
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2009, 10:18:14 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 02, 2009, 10:15:34 AM
Dutch might need a spell-checker though.  He misspelled testicles.  :-)

Probably for the same reason I misspell "millyun dollars".
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2009, 10:54:28 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 02, 2009, 10:15:34 AM
Dutch might need a spell-checker though.  He misspelled testicles.  :-)

Quote from: Lord Undies on June 02, 2009, 10:18:14 AM
Probably for the same reason I misspell "millyun dollars".

Y'all are vicious......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2009, 10:59:40 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on June 01, 2009, 06:47:39 PM
And the subsequent comments in this thread prove the point :-) :-)

I guess we'll have to go back to pie throwing and wedgies.

Isn't a thong technically already a wedgie?


I've said too much.  :thatsright: :-)
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2009, 11:00:22 AM »
Quote from: Thor on June 02, 2009, 10:54:28 AM
Y'all are vicious......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

You were expecting something different? :hammer: :-)
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2009, 03:13:21 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on June 02, 2009, 10:59:40 AM
Isn't a thong technically already a wedgie?


I've said too much.  :thatsright: :-)

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2009, 03:19:00 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 02, 2009, 10:15:34 AM
Dutch might need a spell-checker though.  He misspelled testicles.  :-)

when I get angry my agent orange acts up.




****ers.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2009, 03:22:47 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 02, 2009, 03:19:00 PM
when I get angry my agent orange acts up.


And the answer is:  Agent orange.

The question:  How do DUmmies explain their Cheeto stained genitals?
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2009, 04:44:48 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 02, 2009, 03:19:00 PM
when I get angry my agent orange acts up.




****ers.

You ain't THAT old........
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2009, 07:25:31 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on June 02, 2009, 10:59:40 AM
Isn't a thong technically already a wedgie?


I've said too much.  :thatsright: :-)

:rofl: I think you're safe.

Now I have to get the image of thongs and CC guys out of my head :-)
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2009, 07:46:28 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on June 03, 2009, 07:25:31 AM
:rofl: I think you're safe.

Now I have to get the image of thongs and CC guys out of my head :-)

Here's another image for ya--ASSLESS CHAPS.

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2009, 01:54:15 PM »
Apparently trolls and thin skin are a deadly combination.

It's unfortunate this site has lost a unique and appealing feature, but every site on the internets belongs to its administrators, to do with as they please.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2009, 02:58:23 PM »
^it was a fun feature but it's better to tell people outright in a post or PM how you feel - YMMV.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #43 on: June 03, 2009, 05:15:04 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on June 03, 2009, 02:58:23 PM
^it was a fun feature but it's better to tell people outright in a post or PM how you feel - YMMV.

I would rather come at someone straight out in a post (except that Dutch bastard)... :fuelfire:
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #44 on: June 03, 2009, 05:20:45 PM »
Quote from: Thor on June 03, 2009, 05:15:04 PM
(except that Dutch bastard)... :fuelfire:

Wasn't Pieter van Anraedt one of those?
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #45 on: June 03, 2009, 05:37:39 PM »
Quote from: Thor on June 03, 2009, 05:15:04 PM
I would rather come at someone straight out in a post (except that Dutch bastard)... :fuelfire:

(sung to the tune, If I was a Rich Man)

If I had a Bitchslap,
I give you one, and one, and one, and one, and one, and one...
It may take an hour,
Or Two, Or Three, Or four, or more!
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #46 on: June 03, 2009, 07:06:24 PM »
I want to bitchslap anyone who is for or against bitchslapping.

So...Wineslop and NHsparky...I'll start with you....

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2009, 10:32:43 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 03, 2009, 05:37:39 PM
(sung to the tune, If I was a Rich Man)

If I had a Bitchslap,
I give you one, and one, and one, and one, and one, and one...
It may take an hour,
Or Two, Or Three, Or four, or more!


It's, "If I WERE a Rich Man"........

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2009, 12:29:46 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on June 03, 2009, 07:06:24 PM
I want to bitchslap anyone who is for or against bitchslapping.

So...Wineslop and NHsparky...I'll start with you....



I'd BS ya, but I need to know your'e wearing assless chaps.   :evillaugh:
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #49 on: June 04, 2009, 03:06:31 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on June 04, 2009, 12:29:46 PM
I'd BS ya, but I need to know your'e wearing assless chaps.   :evillaugh:

And I'd want visual proof.  Hell, even the bikini pic would do at this point.  Just sayin.
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