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B*tchslaps and High Fives
« on: June 01, 2009, 02:54:35 PM »
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2009, 04:29:34 PM »
But, but, but I wanna BS Undies.        :bawl:
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2009, 04:35:52 PM »
The overall sentiment from the whiny assed bitches who thought they should all have cake and ****ing icecream for breakfast was, "Why did someone bitchslap me? I'm a really nice human being?"

****ing grow up and put some hair on your testicals.

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2009, 04:40:04 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 01, 2009, 04:35:52 PM
The overall sentiment from the whiny assed bitches who thought they should all have cake and ****ing icecream for breakfast was, "Why did someone bitchslap me? I'm a really nice human being?"

****ing grow up and put some hair on your testicals.

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yeah what hairless said
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2009, 04:40:39 PM »
No, dutch--the overall sentiment (at least from my perspective), if you've got a problem with what I'm saying, come out like a ****ing man with some hair on your balls and SAY IT rather than hit a Bitch-Slap button like a little ****ing junior high school bitch.

There, that clear enough for ya?  If someone has a problem with something I say, grow the **** up and say it, don't just tee-hee your cutesy little ass and run away and not say what's on your mind.

I know you don't have that problem, but there are a few folks who do, who did overly rely on the BS without commenting, and it drove away some good posters in the process.  That's never a good thing on ANY discussion board.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2009, 04:41:27 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on June 01, 2009, 04:40:04 PM
yeah what hairless said


Just because I am in to proper grooming doesn't mean I CAN'T grow hair... :-)
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2009, 04:43:36 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 01, 2009, 04:41:27 PM

Just because I am in to proper grooming doesn't mean I CAN'T grow hair... :-)

Yah, that's why you've got a 55-gallon drum of Rogaine next to the tanker truck of Massengil.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2009, 04:45:45 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 01, 2009, 04:35:52 PM
The overall sentiment from the whiny assed bitches who thought they should all have cake and ****ing icecream for breakfast was, "Why did someone bitchslap me? I'm a really nice human being?"

****ing grow up and put some hair on your testicals.

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2009, 04:48:19 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 01, 2009, 04:43:36 PM
Yah, that's why you've got a 55-gallon drum of Rogaine next to the tanker truck of Massengil.

All seriousness aside, I gave up trying to grow hair a few years back.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2009, 04:50:46 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 01, 2009, 04:48:19 PM
All seriousness aside, I gave up trying to grow hair a few years back.

But you've never given up trying to get rid of that "not so fresh" feeling.  It's okay, you're an officer, we can handle it...  :fuelfire:
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2009, 04:51:04 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 01, 2009, 04:40:39 PM
No, dutch--the overall sentiment (at least from my perspective), if you've got a problem with what I'm saying, come out like a ******* man with some hair on your balls and SAY IT rather than hit a Bitch-Slap button like a little ******* junior high school bitch.

There, that clear enough for ya?  If someone has a problem with something I say, grow the **** up and say it, don't just tee-hee your cutesy little ass and run away and not say what's on your mind.

I know you don't have that problem, but there are a few folks who do, who did overly rely on the BS without commenting, and it drove away some good posters in the process.  That's never a good thing on ANY discussion board.

I think you put too much worry into it, man. I think I had about 250 or so slaps and a few less than that hi-5s. You know what that meant?

Not a gawddammed thing, brother.

AND- although I'd give you a bitchslap for no reason every once in a while, just to watch you freak out about it, I only used them to sow discontent and chaos...

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2009, 04:53:30 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 01, 2009, 04:50:46 PM
But you've never given up trying to get rid of that "not so fresh" feeling.  It's okay, you're an officer, we can handle it...  :fuelfire:


Well, once I became an Officer and a Gentleman, I was issued my personal servent and I didn't have to wipe myself anymore.

I know you lowly enlisted joes don't understand the sensitivity of the higher classes, so I won't bother to attempt to enlighten you.

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2009, 04:55:37 PM »
The only reason I even gave one tenth of a rat turd about it is because you didn't give me 90 of them in barely a month.  Hell, I went away one weekend, came back, and had a dozen more.  Confusing to say the least.  It was kind of like a, "What the **** did I do NOW?" kind of scenario.

That being said, there were a couple of people who left over the deal.  I wasn't going anywhere, but still...
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2009, 04:56:35 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 01, 2009, 04:53:30 PM

Well, once I became an Officer and a Gentleman, I was issued my personal servent and I didn't have to wipe myself anymore.

I know you lowly enlisted joes don't understand the sensitivity of the higher classes, so I won't bother to attempt to enlighten you.

 :-)

If that's what it takes to become one of the "higher classes", I'll keep my brain, penis, and spine, thanks all the same.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2009, 04:57:51 PM »
You guys know that I have a "robot" that can log in here and bitch slap or high five the hell out of someone.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2009, 05:10:37 PM »
BITCHSLAPPED
by our own whiney little Patsy Cline
(you know who you are)

Bitchslapped,
Bitchslapped for whinin' I'm lonely,
I'm Bitchslapped,
Bitchslapped for feeling so blue.

I knew,
You'd slap me as long as you wanted,
And then someday,
You'd be bitchslappin' somebody new.

Worry,
Why do I let myself worry?
Wondrin',
What in the world did I do?

Bitchslapped,
For thinking that my post would touch you,
I'm bitchslapped for tryin',
Bitchslapped for cryin',
And Im bitchslapped,
For ^5-ing you.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2009, 05:11:18 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on June 01, 2009, 04:57:51 PM
You guys know that I have a "robot" that can log in here and bitch slap or high five the hell out of someone.

I always suspected it was so-

-dosn't make it any less funny.

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2009, 05:13:29 PM »
There was a couple of times when a new person who wasn`t privy to it being an inside joke of sorts took it to mean that they and their opinions were not welcome.

That issue I had a problem with and said so publically on a thread.

Beyond that didn`t give a rip one way or the other.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2009, 06:47:39 PM »
And the subsequent comments in this thread prove the point :-) :-)

I guess we'll have to go back to pie throwing and wedgies.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2009, 07:04:43 PM »
First one to get a wedgie should be Dutch !!!  :fuelfire:

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2009, 08:29:23 PM »
Blah...

Whatever...

No big deal either way for me.  I had my shared of BS's.  I generally knew why too.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2009, 09:39:51 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 01, 2009, 04:51:04 PM

AND- although I'd give you a bitchslap for no reason every once in a while, just to watch you freak out about it, I only used them to sow discontent and chaos...

 :evillaugh:


His complaints encouraged me.  :lmao:
« Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 09:44:21 PM by RobJohnson »
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2009, 09:44:34 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on June 01, 2009, 09:39:51 PM
I always made sure that sparky was not missing his phantom bitch slapper.  :evillaugh:

His complaints encouraged me.  :lmao:


how odd, me too.

is that sow wrong of me?

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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2009, 10:24:37 PM »
At long last, I can remove the Scarlett B.

Oh wait, still there. Nevermind. lol.
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Re: B*tchslaps and High Fives
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2009, 10:28:53 PM »
Quote from: Lanie on June 01, 2009, 10:24:37 PM
At long last, I can remove the Scarlett B.

Oh wait, still there. Nevermind. lol.

You will always be an A in my mind.   :innocent:
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