"You know - education... if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." - John Kerry, insulting U.S. troops. Again.

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American ... There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag ... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language ... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."-Teddy Roosevelt

"The faces of the people who care for our children and our elderly. The faces of the people who do the hard work of contruction and landscaping. The faces of people who wait on us in restaurants and clean up after us in hotel rooms. The faces of those who give us a good day's work and often not for a fair day's pay." -Hillary Clinton, pandering to illegal immigrants

"I am, you know, adamantly against illegal immigrants...People have to stop employing illegal immigrants" - Hillary Clinton, pandering to opponents of illegal immigrants.

"And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into homes of Iraqis in the dead of the night, terrorizing kids and children." -John Kerry

"They (Republicans) want to kill me and my children if they can." -Paul Begala, Former Clinton advisor.
"I have no doubt that Senator Clinton would make a great president." -John McCain 
"You think the Republican National Committee could get this many people of color in a single room? Only if they had the hotel staff in here!" -Howard Dean, DNC Chairman

"I hate Republicans and everything they stand for." -Howard Dean, DNC Chairman.
We hate you too! 
"I feel like God wants me to run for President. I can't explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen... I know it won't be easy on me or my family, but God wants me to do it." - George W. Bush, prior to running for president.
Spooky"Here is the value that John Edwards and I will put in place. I'm proud to say that John joined me in voting against that $87 billion..." -John Kerry, July 2004 - referring to the $87 billion to fund the troops in Iraq.

"'Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." -Hillary 'Karl Marx' Clinton

"It depends on what the meaning of the word is is. If the...if he...if is means is and never has been, that is not - that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement." -Bill Clinton

"I want to say one thing to the American people. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie. Not a single time. Never. These allegations are false and I need to go back to work for the American people." - Bill Clinton
"If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people, he should resign." - Bill Clinton July, 1974 
"Whenever a chief executive spends prodigious amounts of energy convincing people of lies, he damages the fabric of democracy and the belief in the fundamental integrity of our self-government." - Al Gore, 2004

"A zebra does not change its spots." -Al Gore

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president!" - Hillary Clinton

"My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth." -Gray Davis

"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." -President John F. Kennedy

"It depends on how you define "alone" ... there were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were." -Bill Clinton

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