My ex-wives best friends sister-in-law (did you keep up with that?) is a very large and ugly woman. One night she got two men drunk enough to actually have sex with her. Yes, men, there is a dark, bad side to beer. the hilarity that ensued came in the form of twin girls. Here is the kicker. They fraternal twins. Which means, there were two separate eggs that got fertilized. One by each man. So, not only are these two girls twins, they are half sisters. And ugly mom gets twice the child support.