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Offline Baruch Menachem

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Who's your daddy?
« on: May 11, 2009, 01:27:59 PM »
Russian Girl had a wild night with a couple guys, unprotected.   So now there is little Katyusha, a sweet little girl and mama is in a bit of a quandary.    Who is the daddy? 


She asked a message board like this one help in guessing who the lucky guy was.
check out the pictures of the possible daddies here.
 baby makes three?  Four?
The consensus of the message board is that it is some third guy, not pictured.
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Re: Who's your daddy?
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 01:38:39 PM »
Poor kid.  Born to a mama with reverse-bear trap spring-loaded legs. 
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Re: Who's your daddy?
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2009, 03:08:05 PM »
She should call the Maury Poor-bitch show......Russian division.
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Re: Who's your daddy?
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 05:52:06 AM »
My ex-wives best friends sister-in-law (did you keep up with that?) is a very large and ugly woman. One night she got two men drunk enough to actually have sex with her. Yes, men, there is a dark, bad side to beer. the hilarity that ensued came in the form of twin girls. Here is the kicker. They fraternal twins. Which means, there were two separate eggs that got fertilized. One by each man. So, not only are these two girls twins, they are half sisters. And ugly mom gets twice the child support. 
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Re: Who's your daddy?
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 06:47:51 AM »
I'm thinking it's #4! :-)
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Re: Who's your daddy?
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 07:32:21 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 12, 2009, 06:47:51 AM
I'm thinking it's #4! :-)
That was my pick also :cheersmate: :-)
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Re: Who's your daddy?
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 07:37:47 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 12, 2009, 06:47:51 AM
I'm thinking it's #4! :-)

Yeah, my thoughts as well.  Poor girl.
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Re: Who's your daddy?
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 04:07:25 PM »
 Poor kid.. How will she get by with her mom speaking Russian and all..
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