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Offline bijou

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Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« on: May 10, 2009, 09:23:44 AM »
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A Myrtle Beach man was arrested after a woman told police he threatened her for forgetting to bring home cheddar cheese, according to a police report.

Michael Jay Richardson, 48, of 923 Southpark Lane was charged with vandalism, assault by intimidation, breach of peace and public intoxication after police were called at 7 p.m. Wednesday to his home, police said.

A 29-year-old woman told police she was bringing in groceries and Richardson assisted her, according to the report. She said when she went to the bathroom, Richardson kicked in the door and demanded to know where the cheddar cheese was located.

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He just didn't give edam about his girlfriend's feelings.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2009, 06:39:20 PM »
Florida again?

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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2009, 06:48:07 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 10, 2009, 09:23:44 AM
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He just didn't give edam about his girlfriend's feelings.

Nothing's ever guda nuff for him. 
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2009, 08:43:45 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on May 10, 2009, 06:39:20 PM
Florida again?

 :thatsright:
Myrtle Beach is in South Carolina.

I guess the cheddar is sharper than you are.

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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2009, 10:56:19 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on May 10, 2009, 08:43:45 PM
Myrtle Beach is in South Carolina.

I guess the cheddar is sharper than you are.

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Now that was ripe.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2009, 08:21:00 AM »
That man is a munster with some serious anger issues.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2009, 08:46:48 AM »
I guess she'll know better than to jack him around on the groceries next time!
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2009, 09:03:18 AM »
Oh, hell. Here we go again.




Another thread filled with cheesy puns.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2009, 09:16:37 AM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on May 11, 2009, 09:03:18 AM
Oh, hell. Here we go again.




Another thread filled with cheesy puns.

Must you wine?
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2009, 09:30:47 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 09:16:37 AM
Must you wine?

Does he need your Parmesan to wine?
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2009, 09:34:06 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 11, 2009, 09:30:47 AM
Does he need your Parmesan to wine?

Go Figue yourself.   :bird:
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2009, 11:21:15 AM »
When asked where the cheese was, she should have said, "That's nacho problem."
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2009, 11:25:57 AM »
Whey, that story really put the curds on him!
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2009, 11:28:24 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 11:25:57 AM
Whey, that story really put the curds on him!
Do they live in a cottage?
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2009, 11:30:18 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 11, 2009, 11:28:24 AM
Do they live in a cottage?


Yeah. Just down the coast from Monterey.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2009, 11:37:14 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 11:30:18 AM
Yeah. Just down the coast from Monterey.
Ah, thought it was somewhere near the Bleu Ridge.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2009, 11:39:16 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 11, 2009, 11:37:14 AM
Ah, thought it was somewhere near the Bleu Ridge.

Nope, you're getting Bleu Ridge mixed up with Camembert. That results in a real Brie f encounter with the mayor, because he's not real fond of the Lim Burger chain of greasy spoons.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2009, 11:41:00 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 11:39:16 AM
Nope, you're getting Bleu Ridge mixed up with Camembert. That results in a real Brie f encounter with the mayor, because he's not real fond of the Lim Burger chain of greasy spoons.

You have grated on my nerves.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2009, 11:43:12 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 11:39:16 AM
Nope, you're getting Bleu Ridge mixed up with Camembert. That results in a real Brie f encounter with the mayor, because he's not real fond of the Lim Burger chain of greasy spoons.
Sounds like somebody's trying to string me along.  
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2009, 11:43:27 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
You have grated on my nerves.

Thank God for Velveeta. It'll get us past this terrible Reggiano, full of outlaws, thieves, and desperadoes.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2009, 11:43:44 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
You have grated on my nerves.
We gotta milk it for all its worth.   :-)
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2009, 11:44:24 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 11, 2009, 11:43:44 AM
We gotta milk it for all its worth.   :-)

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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2009, 11:44:43 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 11:43:27 AM
Thank God for Velveeta. It'll get us past this terrible Reggiano, full of outlaws, thieves, and desperadoes.
Awwww, cheese whiz.  You stole my puns.   :-)
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2009, 11:47:35 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 11, 2009, 11:43:44 AM
We gotta milk it for all its worth.   :-)

Can we really wedge another one in?
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2009, 11:52:06 AM »
Just to Asagio any hurt feelings, I won't make any puns.
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