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Offline Chris_

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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2009, 11:53:01 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 11:47:35 AM
Can we really wedge another one in?
You'll have to cut the cheese first.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2009, 11:57:08 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 11, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
You'll have to cut the cheese first.
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Now I'm really not fon of due.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2009, 12:03:08 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 11:57:08 AM
Now I'm really not fon of due.
Ah, just thought I'd rennet by you.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2009, 01:12:28 PM »
This whole thread is making my stomach curdle.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2009, 01:21:29 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 11, 2009, 01:12:28 PM
This whole thread is making my stomach curdle.
Is it also having Em-mental effect?
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2009, 01:34:40 PM »
This thread is so lame, that even the cow is laughing at you.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2009, 01:38:04 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 11, 2009, 01:21:29 PM
Is it also having Em-mental effect?

Yeah, wheeling these puns in and poking holes in them is something only a goat could love. Sheep would have liked them too, but they never Ric-caught-ta on.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2009, 01:42:30 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 01:38:04 PM
Yeah, wheeling these puns in and poking holes in them is something only a goat could love. Sheep would have liked them too, but they never Ric-caught-ta on.

Locking.  I cannot stand another slice of these silly Little Rydings. 
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2009, 01:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 01:42:30 PM
Locking.  I cannot stand another slice of these silly Little Rydings. 

Terrorist. You're acting just like Al Mascarpone.   :hammer:
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2009, 01:49:44 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 01:46:26 PM
Terrorist. You're acting just like Al Mascarpone.   :hammer:

Shove it up your http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Butte
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2009, 01:51:18 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 01:49:44 PM
Shove it up your http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Butte

Aw, pick, pick pick-erino. You're just mad because you have to actually post a LINK to tell a pun.  :-)
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2009, 01:53:22 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 01:49:44 PM
Shove it up your http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Butte

Question for you - when you walk around your trailer park in your crotchless panties, do you wear a bra?
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2009, 02:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 01:53:22 PM
Question for you - when you walk around your trailer park in your crotchless panties, do you wear a bra?

That would be silly.  I don't have mammaries. 
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2009, 02:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 02:01:27 PM
That would be silly.  I don't have mammaries. 

well, that's a relief. I would've thought that somebody called the cops tilsit was called off.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2009, 02:21:22 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 02:10:24 PM
well, that's a relief. I would've thought that somebody called the cops tilsit was called off.

This is my fault, folks.  I shudda nevah linked to the website.
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2009, 02:27:32 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 02:21:22 PM
This is my fault, folks.  I shudda nevah linked to the website.

It's Nacho fault.  ( it's a repeat, but it fits so well.)
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2009, 03:45:23 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 11, 2009, 02:27:32 PM
It's Nacho fault.  ( it's a repeat, but it fits so well.)

You Roquefort making that pun fit!
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2009, 05:26:13 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 11, 2009, 03:45:23 PM
You Roquefort making that pun fit!
Just another way to wax poetic.   :-)
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2009, 05:27:05 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 11, 2009, 02:27:32 PM
It's Nacho fault.  ( it's a repeat, but it fits so well.)
Ah, adding some culture here? 
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Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2009, 05:27:44 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 01:42:30 PM
Locking.  I cannot stand another slice of these silly Little Rydings. 
Queso, what next?

 :-)
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