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Offline jinxmchue

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I can't do it! I just can't!
« on: April 28, 2009, 12:06:30 AM »
I think I'm losing all hope. 



Things just aren't working out. 



I've tried and tried and tried but things keep happening that just bring me back down to where I was. 



I'm seriously thinking of just giving up. 



It's just too hard to go on.



What's the point?



I'm just going to have to come out and admit it.













This administration is making it nigh-impossible for me to stop swearing.

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Offline Chris

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Re: I can't do it! I just can't!
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 12:08:53 AM »
You should invest in a swear jar.  You'll be able to retire by 2012.

I used to use a mason jar.  Found a three-foot-long Crayola crayon with a slit in the top.  Now I use that.
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Re: I can't do it! I just can't!
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 12:11:48 AM »
Now you use an obvious phallic symbol?     :evillaugh:
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Re: I can't do it! I just can't!
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 12:19:54 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on April 28, 2009, 12:11:48 AM
Now you use an obvious phallic symbol?     :evillaugh:

It's not like I play with it.  It sits in the corner as decoration.  Besides, it was free.
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Re: I can't do it! I just can't!
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 12:20:05 AM »
My boyfriend gave up swearing for Lent... he didn't do so well (mainly due to the aforementioned administration)...  :lmao:  He used a mason jar, and for every slip up, he would put 50 cents in it.  (mom said he should have put in $1.00 for each time...).

I think he had about $50-60 in the swear jar by the time it was all said and done.  :rotf:   I told him, next time, just give up Guinness... he cursed at me in response.   :uhsure:
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Re: I can't do it! I just can't!
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 12:59:07 AM »
$11 a day?  Guiness is cheaper. :-)
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 01:00:41 AM by Chris »
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Re: I can't do it! I just can't!
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 11:58:52 AM »
Quote from: Chris on April 28, 2009, 12:59:07 AM
$11 a day?  Guiness is cheaper. :-)

He is not too fond of the boy President, let me put it that way.  :p  (it was for Lent, btw... it was much less than $11 a day... LOL... but still, he should have picked something else to give up  :thatsright:).    He did give the money to charity, though.  ;)
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Re: I can't do it! I just can't!
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 03:36:10 PM »
Well it's made me very creative with the swear words around my son :-)
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Re: I can't do it! I just can't!
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 04:12:29 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 28, 2009, 03:36:10 PM
Well it's made me very creative with the swear words around my son :-)

You probably say "poopy head" alot.





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Re: I can't do it! I just can't!
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 04:26:22 PM »
Do writing profanities count or just speaking them?

I'm pretty good at controlling my mouth, but I still spew the curse words from my keyboard. :-)
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Re: I can't do it! I just can't!
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2009, 06:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 28, 2009, 04:12:29 PM
You probably say "poopy head" alot.





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LOL! more like -
"Got Down in a Ditch!!!"
"Son of a Bisquit Eater"
"Mother Flipper"
"Well Shi...take mushrooms!"
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