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Offline ReardenSteel

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #150 on: March 30, 2009, 09:42:38 PM »
Number 4- I'm holding out for a 95 year old, heavy smoking, multi-millionaire with a tricky ticker (sound mind needed) who just want's me to clean her pools all day and do some shirtless housework.

Really I'd have to go with #3 if any. Extra weight is not a really big deal to me if most of it is in the right places and a person is hygienic. Plus, if she were as into sports as I am, we could work out together if for no other reassons than good health and a longer life together. (I like big butts and I can not lie)

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #151 on: March 30, 2009, 10:19:48 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on March 29, 2009, 04:04:42 PM
These are your only options...

You have a choice of three women to marry.  Only three women in this contest.  Which one would you pick and why?

1. A super hot woman with a smokin' body but with serious mental problems.

2.  A regular looking woman who is seriously boring and you have no common interests.

3. A seriously ugly woman who weighs 250+ pounds but is really smart, a great cook, wonderful house wife, and loves sports as much as you.

None of the above.
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #152 on: March 31, 2009, 11:32:20 AM »
"Masturbation for 1000, Alex".
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