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Guys a question for you.
« on: March 29, 2009, 04:04:42 PM »
These are your only options...

You have a choice of three women to marry.  Only three women in this contest.  Which one would you pick and why?

1. A super hot woman with a smokin' body but with serious mental problems.

2.  A regular looking woman who is seriously boring and you have no common interests.

3. A seriously ugly woman who weighs 250+ pounds but is really smart, a great cook, wonderful house wife, and loves sports as much as you.
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 04:16:35 PM »
#3.

Because when you love somebody you see what's beautiful in who they are not what they look like.


Of course if #1 has SERIOUS mental problems you could always marry #3 and string her crazy ass along while you bang her on the side. If you were the kind of person who thought that way I mean.  :uhsure:





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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 04:23:27 PM »
#3 is out of the question because I do not like sports.

I've had alot of #1s and glad I never did get married.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 04:37:07 PM »
Ah... if the only the women of the world fit into 3 discrete categories.

The men could pull up to a window and say "I'll have a #3".   :lmao:

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2009, 04:38:28 PM »
I've found that guys like a slightly overweight, cute, good personality, wicked smart and sometimes bitchy girl.  :wink:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 04:39:04 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 29, 2009, 04:37:07 PM
Ah... if the only the women of the world fit into 3 discrete categories.

The men could pull up to a window and say "I'll have a #3".   :lmao:



I ordered a #12 one time in Nevada when I was much younger. :-)
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2009, 04:39:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 29, 2009, 04:38:28 PM
I've found that guys like a slightly overweight, good personality, wicked smart and sometimes bitchy girl.  :wink:

Oh my heck, I do too! Yesh, yesh yesh!
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2009, 04:40:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 29, 2009, 04:38:28 PM
I've found that guys like a slightly overweight, cute, good personality, wicked smart and sometimes bitchy girl.  :wink:

They tend to rock your world because they aren't worried about their make up in the middle of things. :rofl:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2009, 04:40:55 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 29, 2009, 04:39:04 PM
I ordered a #12 one time in Nevada when I was much younger. :-)

I assume she was more a #1.  LOL
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 04:42:23 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 29, 2009, 04:40:24 PM
They tend to rock your world because they aren't worried about their make up in the middle of things. :rofl:

Wait, you're not supposed to stop to reapply lipstick?   :thatsright:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 04:43:46 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 29, 2009, 04:42:23 PM
Wait, you're not supposed to stop to reapply lipstick?   :thatsright:

I think if you are doing your toes whilst in the midst of things... that may be more of an indictment on the dude. Just sayn.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 04:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 29, 2009, 04:43:46 PM
I think if you are doing your toes whilst in the midst of things... that may be more of an indictment on the dude. Just sayn.  :evillaugh:


bwahahahahaha :rofl:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 04:45:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on March 29, 2009, 04:42:23 PM
Wait, you're not supposed to stop to reapply lipstick?   :thatsright:

Depends on... umm... what you're doing.

Or so I've heard.

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 04:46:28 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on March 29, 2009, 04:45:34 PM
Depends on... umm... what you're doing.

Or so I've heard.

 :uhsure:

Mike... you weren't born yesterday....  :whatever: Oh wait maybe.... :-)
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2009, 04:47:33 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 29, 2009, 04:39:04 PM
I ordered a #12 one time in Nevada when I was much younger. :-)

Watch out for #12s in Nevada, especially around the Vegas area, I hear there are a lot of trannies.  :lmao:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2009, 04:48:27 PM »
I say they would first marry #1 then divorce her after they figure out she is psycho (only after they have a kid so he has to deal with her the rest of his life).  Then he will marry #2 and eventually she will turn into #3. :p
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2009, 04:49:33 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 29, 2009, 04:48:27 PM
I say they would first marry #1 then divorce her after they figure out she is psycho (only after they have a kid so he has to deal with her the rest of his life).  Then he will marry #2 and eventually she will turn into #3. :p

You can have all 3.... good analysis BEG.  :-)
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2009, 04:50:57 PM »
Are there any more questions? I will be here for another 15 minutes?  :popcorn:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2009, 04:51:08 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 29, 2009, 04:47:33 PM
Watch out for #12s in Nevada, especially around the Vegas area, I hear there are a lot of trannies.  :lmao:

I bet there's a great story, which brought forth this hearsay.  Care to share?   :popcorn:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2009, 04:53:25 PM »
Quote from: Gratiot on March 29, 2009, 04:51:08 PM
I bet there's a great story, which brought forth this hearsay.  Care to share?   :popcorn:

I was a 12 in a previous life.  :evillaugh:

Just kidding, I am just having fun here.  :lmao:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2009, 04:54:17 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 29, 2009, 04:46:28 PM
Mike... you weren't born yesterday....  :whatever: Oh wait maybe.... :-)

Hey! Easy now...

True, I wasn't was I...
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2009, 04:55:00 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 29, 2009, 04:53:25 PM
I was a 12 in a previous life.  :evillaugh:

Just kidding, I am just having fun here.  :lmao:

:cheersmate: Aren't we all  :cheersmate:

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2009, 04:55:24 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 29, 2009, 04:53:25 PM
I was a 12 in a previous life.  :evillaugh:

Just kidding, I am just having fun here.  :lmao:

Wouldn't you have been an 11 before? just sayin... :-)
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2009, 04:58:51 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on March 29, 2009, 04:54:17 PM
Hey! Easy now...

True, I wasn't was I...

Im calling you babyface from now on.  :naughty:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2009, 05:01:35 PM »
If by super hot you mean a Hollywood airhead then will pass on that.

A serious,intelligent,conservative lady is super hot in my book so guess that is a combination of two and three. :cheersmate:
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