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Offline Eupher

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #100 on: March 30, 2009, 10:58:18 AM »
Nuh uh, I'm a good girl I am. 

Of course you are.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #101 on: March 30, 2009, 10:58:49 AM »
You'll learn to listen to the voice of experience someday, I suppose, after you actually have some yourself, sonny-Jim.

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Experience dictates that only heavy, unattractive women are sane? So what happens to once fat women who are now average/athletic? Did they automatically lose the sanity jackpot?  :popcorn:

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #102 on: March 30, 2009, 10:59:25 AM »
I do think that the wall flowers who become not so bad looking as adults fare best out of this deal.
I was fortunate that I was a late bloomer. I had no other choice but to use my personality and wit to compete with the hotties.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.  :tongue:

For me, it was being a smartass and dying my hair really really red. I get you!  :naughty: :-)

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #103 on: March 30, 2009, 10:59:42 AM »
Of course you are.  :evillaugh:

I could always show you just how good I am.  

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #104 on: March 30, 2009, 11:00:05 AM »
I just cannot imagine someone hotter than you.   :-)
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #105 on: March 30, 2009, 11:00:08 AM »
Hmmm. Well, there are exceptions to every rule.

Wallflowers can "come into their own" and realize just what they've been missing. That's the first step toward insanity..... :evillaugh:

You are reading me like a book.  :o
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #106 on: March 30, 2009, 11:00:43 AM »
I would rather be single or live with Schade. 

*By the way, there are no normal guys who post on DU (unless you are a mole). 

I'll make you feel goood.
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #107 on: March 30, 2009, 11:00:48 AM »
Experience dictates that only heavy, unattractive women are sane? So what happens to once fat women who are now average/athletic? Did they automatically lose the sanity jackpot?  :popcorn:

You are far from "average" but you did jump the crazy train a long long time ago.  

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #108 on: March 30, 2009, 11:00:51 AM »
I could always show you just how good I am.  

*Somebody smack me, I'm channeling Schade again.  

Perhaps you could. But you won't. At least not yet.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #109 on: March 30, 2009, 11:01:30 AM »
For me, it was being a smartass and dying my hair really really red. I get you!  :naughty: :-)

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« Reply #110 on: March 30, 2009, 11:02:04 AM »
I wasn't upset.  My original point was if guys would put up with insanity to have a super hot wife or not.  I was just curious.  I wasn't going for realism in any sense.  I had a question for the women here too.  Would you be willing to marry a super ugly gross guy if he was seriously rich, would you marry a super hot guy that was dumb as rocks, or would you marry a normal looking guy who posts 1000+ posts a month on DU?

I'm sorry for making assumptions then. I've just been called a few choice names before for putting my opinion with so sometimes I feel like I have to preface anything I say.

As for your question. The DU affiliation automatically would disqualify #3. And #1, gross is the key word there...if a guy was stinky and just filthy, all the money in the world can't make up for that. I guess I'd take #2 and make the best of it, especially if he had other mad skillz.  :-)

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #111 on: March 30, 2009, 11:02:09 AM »
Perhaps you could. But you won't. At least not yet.  :evillaugh:

Perk.....explain further.   :hyper:

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #112 on: March 30, 2009, 11:02:16 AM »
I could always show you just how good I am.  

*Somebody smack me, I'm channeling Schade again.  

I am here for ya! :evillaugh:
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« Reply #113 on: March 30, 2009, 11:02:51 AM »
As I grab another truffle and simultaneously pinch a fat roll.  :evillaugh:

That's muscle! Skelator was musculor below his chin.  :-)

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #114 on: March 30, 2009, 11:03:41 AM »
That's muscle! Skelator was musculor below his chin.  :-)

I don't care who you are, that there was funny!  :lmao:
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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #115 on: March 30, 2009, 11:04:18 AM »

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #116 on: March 30, 2009, 11:05:09 AM »
Perk.....explain further.   :hyper:

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #117 on: March 30, 2009, 11:05:25 AM »
Having been romantically involved with at least one nutcase, who happened to be strikingly beautiful, I can say with complete authority that that's a Hell unlike anything I ever want to go through again.

That said, the idea of hooking up with a 300-pounder ain't my idea of heaven, either.

I like the wallflower analogy. Wallflowers are far less needy, require no "high maintenance" and are much more inclined to be "normal" in all the usual ways.

The old expression, "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone" isn't entirely true.  :innocent: 

But that does get to the heart about misconceptions. Some women who are now very fetching were once those wallflowers, yet some people might make assumptions that they were always what they are now as middle aged women. As adults, they are still low-maintenance, but have perhaps gained better skills when it comes to their outside or are more astute at letting what's in show out if that makes sense.

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #118 on: March 30, 2009, 11:06:22 AM »
Hello Ginger!

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #119 on: March 30, 2009, 11:06:28 AM »
But that does get to the heart about misconceptions. Some women who are now very fetching were once those wallflowers, yet some people might make assumptions that they were always what they are now as middle aged women. As adults, they are still low-maintenance, but have perhaps gained better skills when it comes to their outside or are more astute at letting what's in show out if that makes sense.

Complete agree with you.

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #120 on: March 30, 2009, 11:08:18 AM »
You are far from "average" but you did jump the crazy train a long long time ago.  

Yeah, well you have to be a little nuts to torture yourself through athletic conditioning.  :-)

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #121 on: March 30, 2009, 11:08:30 AM »
But that does get to the heart about misconceptions. Some women who are now very fetching were once those wallflowers, yet some people might make assumptions that they were always what they are now as middle aged women. As adults, they are still low-maintenance, but have perhaps gained better skills when it comes to their outside or are more astute at letting what's in show out if that makes sense.


I wont lie, I have always been high maintenance but I swear I'm not a psycho.  

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Re: Guys a question for you.
« Reply #122 on: March 30, 2009, 11:08:48 AM »

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« Reply #123 on: March 30, 2009, 11:10:35 AM »
I don't care who you are, that there was funny!  :lmao:

He had a face only Forensic Files could love. I wonder where Skelator falls in the 3 male choices? Do you think he posts on DU?

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« Reply #124 on: March 30, 2009, 11:12:40 AM »
He had a face only Forensic Files could love. I wonder where Skelator falls in the 3 male choices? Do you think he posts on DU?

Skelator is kind of hot: