Author Topic: Tuesday Happy Saint Patrick's Day. (Read 11556 times)

Mike220 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:59:04 PM »

Today sucks.

That is all...

Chris · « **Reply #26 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:59:28 PM »

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Write Your Own Irish Memoir!

I Can't Find Me Legs: A Tale of Growing Up Poor, Catholic and Eventually Blind in Ireland
By (Your name here)

It was day three of the Blessed Feast of the Prolonged Consumption and Father O'Hurley had just finished (gerund) me in the abbey. I put on the clothes my dear, defeated mother had fashioned me from discarded (vegetable) and quickly ran past the abandoned (town's sole economic lifeline)â€”only to learn that my (dearest childhood possession) had been sold to help pay for the removal of my wee brother's (body part of which there is only one).

These were tough times for the Mc (complete surname) clan. A blight had destroyed all the (chemical element for water), and we had just burned the last of the (choose a gender) in the house to stay warm. Still, we had faith in our (proper noun) that He would be merciful and soon (verb) the lot of us in our sleep.

Soon after I arrived home my father stumbled in through the (entrance other than door), reeking of whiskey and (woman's name other than "Mom"). "Damn the cursed English!" he yelled at our pet (inanimate object) before his (gimp extremity) gave out and he crashed face first into the (colorful Gaelic phrase for "open cutlery drawer").

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Sweet Dee · « **Reply #27 on:** March 17, 2009, 04:59:46 PM »

Quote from: Mike220 on March 17, 2009, 04:59:04 PM

Today sucks.

That is all...

Miss Mia · « **Reply #28 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:02:00 PM »

Quote from: Mike220 on March 17, 2009, 04:59:04 PM

Today sucks.

That is all...

Miss Mia · « **Reply #29 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Sweet Dee on March 17, 2009, 04:55:28 PM

Woohoo St. Patty's party in the cave tonight. lol

Mike220 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:13:42 PM »

Quote from: Miss Mia on March 17, 2009, 05:02:00 PM

Thanks. Was supposed to go to Greenville Ave tonight to party, but the friend that's been bugging me to go called me up this morning and decided she was going out with someone else. I don't do the whole "fifth wheel" thing, so now, I'm going to go to the liquor store and buying a fifth of vodka instead.

Probably for the best. I'm broke.

Miss Mia · « **Reply #31 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:18:53 PM »

Quote from: Mike220 on March 17, 2009, 05:13:42 PM

Thanks. Was supposed to go to Greenville Ave tonight to party, but the friend that's been bugging me to go called me up this morning and decided she was going out with someone else. I don't do the whole "fifth wheel" thing, so now, I'm going to go to the liquor store and buying a fifth of vodka instead.

Probably for the best. I'm broke.

Well you can drive to A-town and I'll celebrate with you. We can Wii it up and drink your vodka and I'll feed you some of my leftover black-eyed pea & sausage jambalaya from last night. I even have a guest room. Down side: I leave the house by 7:30am. lol

Mike220 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:25:23 PM »

Quote from: Miss Mia on March 17, 2009, 05:18:53 PM

Well you can drive to A-town and I'll celebrate with you. We can Wii it up and drink your vodka and I'll feed you some of my leftover black-eyed pea & sausage jambalaya from last night. I even have a guest room. Down side: I leave the house by 7:30am. lol

Hmm. That's actually not a bad idea. PM your address and I'll get on the road. It'll take a couple of hours since I'm home in Athens for the week.

Chris · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:27:13 PM »

I saw boobies last year (got to touch some, too) and slept on someone else's floor. I think I'm just going to hang out at home this year, but it was interesting, to say the least. I might put some split-pea and ham soup on the stove for later.

Chris · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:42:13 PM »

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0313092mugs1.html

Lord Undies · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:44:37 PM »

Quote from: Mike220 on March 17, 2009, 05:25:23 PM

Hmm. That's actually not a bad idea. PM your address and I'll get on the road. It'll take a couple of hours since I'm home in Athens for the week.

Drive by the Spanish Trace Inn and tell them I'll be back.

Mike220 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2009, 06:09:41 PM »

Quote from: Lord Undies on March 17, 2009, 05:44:37 PM

Drive by the Spanish Trace Inn and tell them I'll be back.

Will do...

Is that good or bad?

DixieBelle · « **Reply #37 on:** March 17, 2009, 06:15:31 PM »

Chris - quit posting my family's mug shots!!!!

Lord Undies · « **Reply #38 on:** March 17, 2009, 06:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Mike220 on March 17, 2009, 06:09:41 PM

Will do...

Is that good or bad?

It's good. Spanish Trace Inn was our family's summer weekend spot for many years. It was a nice place to relax, swim, eat, drink, and be merry. Great pool.