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Write Your Own Irish Memoir!I Can't Find Me Legs: A Tale of Growing Up Poor, Catholic and Eventually Blind in IrelandBy (Your name here)It was day three of the Blessed Feast of the Prolonged Consumption and Father O'Hurley had just finished (gerund) me in the abbey. I put on the clothes my dear, defeated mother had fashioned me from discarded (vegetable) and quickly ran past the abandoned (town's sole economic lifeline)—only to learn that my (dearest childhood possession) had been sold to help pay for the removal of my wee brother's (body part of which there is only one).These were tough times for the Mc (complete surname) clan. A blight had destroyed all the (chemical element for water), and we had just burned the last of the (choose a gender) in the house to stay warm. Still, we had faith in our (proper noun) that He would be merciful and soon (verb) the lot of us in our sleep.Soon after I arrived home my father stumbled in through the (entrance other than door), reeking of whiskey and (woman's name other than "Mom"). "Damn the cursed English!" he yelled at our pet (inanimate object) before his (gimp extremity) gave out and he crashed face first into the (colorful Gaelic phrase for "open cutlery drawer").(etc, etc.)
Today sucks.That is all...
Woohoo St. Patty's party in the cave tonight. lol
Thanks. Was supposed to go to Greenville Ave tonight to party, but the friend that's been bugging me to go called me up this morning and decided she was going out with someone else. I don't do the whole "fifth wheel" thing, so now, I'm going to go to the liquor store and buying a fifth of vodka instead. Probably for the best. I'm broke.
Well you can drive to A-town and I'll celebrate with you. We can Wii it up and drink your vodka and I'll feed you some of my leftover black-eyed pea & sausage jambalaya from last night. I even have a guest room. Down side: I leave the house by 7:30am. lol
Hmm. That's actually not a bad idea. PM your address and I'll get on the road. It'll take a couple of hours since I'm home in Athens for the week.
Drive by the Spanish Trace Inn and tell them I'll be back.
Will do...Is that good or bad?
I just worked out and opened up a tasty, tasty diet coke. lol
No hookers and blow tonight? I'm so disappointed in you.
My nose needs a break. lol
I had leftovers and now gotta beer. No homework for me tonight!
You and I both know we're just killin' time til the Office comes on heh x 2 lol