lol had to do some ass kickin' huh?
awesome! 
Nah, I just bit his head off. I should have smacked him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. I refer to him as "The Puppy".
He's a young guy, all bright eyed and bushy tailed, and I'm...well...I'm a burnout.
I was trying to find a problem in a spreadsheet, going through tons of formulas to figure out why it wasn't adding up right when he jumps through the door in a 'ta-da!' pose and scared the

out of me.
I said "Do that one more time and I'll throw your

off the roof."
Hasn't bothered me since....hey, I guess my way worked after all.