I hate those fuzzy covers, the lids never stay up and scare me when they slam down!
Ditto for the cushioned toilet seats. I mean, who needs to sit down and hear, "Whooosh!" before any business is actually conducted?
And somebody please tell me who, besides a 5-year old, needs a toilet that is only 16 inches high? I can't stand looking at my kneecaps when I'm taking care of business.