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Modern Toilet Restaurant
« on: March 09, 2009, 02:09:49 AM »
Modern Toilet is a restaurant in Taipei, Taiwan with a modern decor and a full-on toilet theme. All 100 seats in the crowded diner are made from toilet bowls, not chairs. . Sink faucets and gender-coded "WC" signs appear throughout the three-storey facility, one of 12 in an island-wide chain of eateries. Would you like to taste the ice-cream shaped like faeces?  http://funfever.blogspot.com/2007/11/taiwans-modern-toilet-restaurant.html



This is really strange.

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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2009, 02:16:13 AM »
These people are retarded.

I've seen pictures of the restaurant where you sit on toilets, but I haven't seen any of the 'utensils' until now.
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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2009, 02:18:32 AM »
These people are retarded.

I've seen pictures of the restaurant where you sit on toilets, but I haven't seen any of the 'utensils' until now.

It's the craziest thing I have ever seen.

I heard they have shitty service.

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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2009, 08:30:13 AM »
Kinda wonderin' if they have mini-tp holders on the side of them crappers. You know, for napkins!  :rotf:
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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2009, 08:37:05 AM »
Ridiculous.
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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2009, 09:08:23 AM »
Japan is to the world like Florida is to the US, only much stranger.  :evillaugh:

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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2009, 09:22:08 AM »
Japan is to the world like Florida is to the US, only much stranger.  :evillaugh:

I'm missing the part where Taiwan is in Japan.
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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2009, 09:37:31 AM »
I'm just bowled over.

This looks like a real can-do[ o] place.

But I bet the food tastes like crap.

No doubt the pervy Asian dudes with toilet fetishes think the place is a gas.

Okay, all these puns have left me pooped.

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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2009, 10:57:29 AM »
I'm missing the part where Taiwan is in Japan.

D'oh.  :thatsright:

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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2009, 11:35:02 AM »
I'm missing the part where Taiwan is in Japan.
If Uncle Zer0 says we have 57 states, then Taiwan can be in Japan.   :-)
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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2009, 10:03:13 PM »



Ice cream anyone?

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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2009, 10:05:14 PM »
I'll bet the guy at the SoftServ dispenser loves his job.
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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2009, 10:08:00 PM »
I'll bet the guy at the SoftServ dispenser loves his job.

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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2009, 10:08:40 PM »
The soft serve rocky road is a huge seller for them!

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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2009, 10:18:23 PM »
Modern Toilet is a restaurant in Taipei, Taiwan with a modern decor and a full-on toilet theme. All 100 seats in the crowded diner are made from toilet bowls, not chairs. . Sink faucets and gender-coded "WC" signs appear throughout the three-storey facility, one of 12 in an island-wide chain of eateries. Would you like to taste the ice-cream shaped like faeces?  http://funfever.blogspot.com/2007/11/taiwans-modern-toilet-restaurant.html



This is really strange.

I thought they'd be sitting on toilets. everyonce in a while someone leaves without flushing.... thats always bad... please no tipping

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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2009, 10:42:32 PM »
I thought they'd be sitting on toilets. everyonce in a while someone leaves without flushing.... thats always bad... please no tipping




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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2009, 11:20:45 PM »
did I need to see that? really?


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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2009, 11:22:35 PM »
I don't see one with a fuzzy pink cover and the matching wrap-around rug.   
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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2009, 11:26:27 PM »
I don't see one with a fuzzy pink cover and the matching wrap-around rug.   

I hate those fuzzy covers, the lids never stay up and scare me when they slam down!

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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2009, 08:57:31 AM »
I hate those fuzzy covers, the lids never stay up and scare me when they slam down!

Ditto for the cushioned toilet seats. I mean, who needs to sit down and hear, "Whooosh!" before any business is actually conducted?

And somebody please tell me who, besides a 5-year old, needs a toilet that is only 16 inches high? I can't stand looking at my kneecaps when I'm taking care of business.  :-)   
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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2009, 11:06:33 AM »
did I need to see that? really?
I suspect working there is a tankless job.   :-)
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Re: Modern Toilet Restaurant
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2009, 07:11:23 PM »
Taking your anal fetish mainstream....gotta admire the balls.