Every time the administration passes another stimulus or bailout bill, I feel compelled to scale back my own budget in anticipation of the taxes I'll be paying for the next 50 years to pay this all back.
As a result, I'm forced to listen to Diamondbacks games on the radio instead of being able to attend their games in person.
When I can't see them regularly in person, I get severely depressed.
I believe I'm entitled to season tickets to the Diamondbacks in order to keep my mental health stable and thriving.