Okay, let's tick 'em off on OUR end of TN:
1. Jackson, TN
2. Paducah, KY
3. Memphis, TN
4. Nashville, TN
5. Dyersburg, TN (Mrs. E and I play that orchestra only under aliases. It's really that bad - but it's a pay gig. And yes, we are musical sluts.
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6. Huntsville, AL
7. And let's not forget all the runouts that the string quartet and the brass quintet play, and the Symphony League little teas (oh, those are SO delightful, which explains why I hang out on street corners wearing long raincoats and no socks
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Besides, like I tol' ya - Out on your end, that's too close to Dollywood.
We have Symphony League stuff....I'll have you know I hosted a Symphony League lunch for 3 years....these women actually paid $75 to come eat my food and decorate Ukranian Easter Eggs!!

The year I was going through my divorce I didn't do it. I did it with 3 other women. That year it was written up on the whole front page of the LifeStyle section and the recipes were all in the inside. MY RECIPES!!! One of the women said they were HER FAMILY recipes. The bitch.....

She had the nerve a few years back to call me and ask me for one of the recipes.....she had lost it. Told her I had too. So sad, too bad....

People have weddings and stuff where they hire symphony members.
Mrs E could work at UT in the music dept.
The symphony has chamber concerts and pop concerts.
Johnson City has a symphony.
How am I doing so far? :innocent: