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Offline Chris_

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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #50 on: February 17, 2009, 05:07:53 PM »
butt can you still dance?

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Can you still "Shake Your Groove Thang"?   :-)

Shake it, shake it

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now

Let show the world we can dance
Bad enough to strut our stuff
The music gives us a chance
We do more out on the floor

Groovin' loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now

We got the rhythm tonight
All the rest know we're the best
Our shadows crash in the light
Twistin', turnin', we keep burnin'

Shake it high or shake it low
We take our bodies where they wanna go
Feel that beat, never stop
Oh, hold me tight, spin me like a top

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now

There's nothing more that I'd like to do
Than take the floor and dance with you
Keep dancin', let's keep dancin'

Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it

Groovin' loose or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds wall to wall
We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah
Show 'em how we do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah

Show 'em how we do it now, yeah
Shake it
Show 'em how we do it now, yeah
Shake it, shake it

Shake it
Doo, doo, doo, whoa
Shake it
Doo, doo, doo, whoa

Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing

Show 'em how we do it now, let's get on down
Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now, ooh
Ooh
Show 'em how we do it now, shake your groove thing

Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, a bumpin' booty, now
Shake it, shake it
Shake it, shake it, a little freaky now
Shake it, shake it
A shake it, shake it, a do it to it y'all
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #51 on: February 17, 2009, 05:36:41 PM »
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I don't think they meant other people's derisive laughter at the injured.   :bird:

That is exactly what it means.  Laughter is the best medicine -- FOR US. For you????  Oh well....
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #52 on: February 17, 2009, 05:38:55 PM »
anyone got a picture of Eric Cartman with a satellite dish coming out of his butt? :rofl:

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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #53 on: February 17, 2009, 06:05:00 PM »
Several of you owe me a beer, to replace the one I've sprayed my flat-screen with.

Mamacags gets the Most Heinous Post of this thread, for invoking the name of Ben Burch.  :fuelfire:

And, I just noticed the pun.  No, I didn't intend that . . .
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #54 on: February 17, 2009, 07:04:17 PM »
Holy Hell!

View Count = 410 !!!!

That means more people care about Jinx's ass than cared about my wounded scrotum!

Never underestimate the mighty power of the ass.  :bow:




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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #55 on: February 17, 2009, 07:54:06 PM »
 :rotf: I needed a good laugh after the day I had.

I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #56 on: February 17, 2009, 08:40:58 PM »
Holy Hell!

View Count = 410 !!!!

That means more people care about Jinx's ass than cared about my wounded scrotum!

Never underestimate the mighty power of the ass.  :bow:

As you mentioned upthread, putting your scrotum up against Jinx's ass was a bad idea from the start...
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Re: OW!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!
« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2009, 05:35:52 PM »
466 now.

Dang!  Jinx's ass is really popular!

 :uhsure:




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