onehandle (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-30-09 04:11 PM
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5. YES! Schism, forthcoming! White Power vs. Moderates! Go Third Party!
They need a Whites Party. A Billionaire's Party. A Christian Party. AND a Moderate Party!
Split! Split! Split! Split! Split! Split! Split! Split!
Meanwhile, back at the island they need a gay party, a wimmin's party, an animal rights party, a global warming party, a black power party, a "I'm not gay, I'm just a metrosexual" party, a limousine liberal party, a MIHOP, LIHOP party, a "peace" party, a "my wife uses a strap-on and I like it" party, an anti religion party, an "I need psych meds" party, a recreational drug use party, an "I used to be a clan member, but like them better in the projects and away from my plantation" party, a socialist party, an anti-war party, a sex workers' rights party, a communist party, an "America is the scourge of the planet" party, a Wiccan party, the all important abortion party, etc., etc., etc.
Even when you guys win an election you're still petrified. That's what happens when you run on false pretenses. Your candidate ran like he was the second coming of Ronald Reagan. People bought the hype. Problem is, he can't deliver. Pretty rhetoric won't keep him from becoming the half black second coming of Jimmah. Thing is, he's starting to realize it too and it's delicious. He was hoping he could push through his socialist agenda before everyone found out. It ain't gonna happen. Suck it Dummies!
Cindie