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Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« on: January 23, 2009, 09:11:04 AM »
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A strip club customer, who insists it was his first time in a sexy dance venue, is suing the management after getting hit in the face by an erotic dancer's flying shoe.

Yusuf Evans needed surgery to his nose after being whacked by the 1970s-style platform heel, after a "hazardous" high kick by a dancer named Tiara.

He now wants $25,000, or £18,000, in damages from the dancer and her employers at the XTC strip club in Akron, Ohio.


Evans, 37, claims this was the first time he had visited a strip club, and only went there to entertain a visiting cousin. ...
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First time, visiting cousin ... yeah.  :whatever:
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 09:14:24 AM »
Well, I'll bet that injury hurt him down to his sole.

And what a heel the management is! Can't they see that he's a paying customer, up to and including taking one on the chin?

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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 09:20:43 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 23, 2009, 09:14:24 AM
Well, I'll bet that injury hurt him down to his sole.

And what a heel the management is! Can't they see that he's a paying customer, up to and including taking one on the chin?

 :lmao:

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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 09:23:20 AM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on January 23, 2009, 09:20:43 AM
You're at the top of the list for the stinky post of the day. :-)

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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 11:34:01 AM »
I expect his lawyer will really sock it to them.
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 11:34:58 AM »
Maybe the money he gets will give him a leg up on life.
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 11:38:01 AM »
This claim is a bit suspicious, I think something's afoot.
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 11:39:30 AM »
Quote from: bijou on January 23, 2009, 11:38:01 AM
This claim is a bit suspicious, I think something's afoot.
The defense may not have a leg to stand on. 
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 11:41:01 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on January 23, 2009, 11:39:30 AM
The defense may not have a leg to stand on. 
You're right, the prosecution has legs, Evans is toast.
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2009, 11:42:35 AM »
I hope the proseuction really puts its foot down.  We really can't allow these kinds of situations toe continue.
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2009, 11:43:58 AM »
Poor guy just approached the stripper from the wrong ankle.

He'll kneed a good attorney here.
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2009, 11:49:34 AM »
I wonder if the stripper will get the boot.   :-)
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2009, 12:06:12 PM »
The dancer wanted to show the results after using Fast actin tanactin.
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2009, 05:18:54 PM »
Quote from: bijou on January 23, 2009, 11:41:01 AM
You're right, the prosecution has legs, Evans is toast.
Only if the lawyer can toe the line.   :-)
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2009, 06:26:31 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on January 23, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
Only if the lawyer can toe the line.   :-)

Yeah, he'd better nail it good. Don't wanna get the jury all hangnailed up on the case.
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2009, 08:17:50 PM »
Man, what a whiner.  Most guys have to pay extra for that kind of treatment, where it's legal.
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2009, 09:07:45 PM »
That wussy.

I would have asked for a couple of free lap dances and called it even.
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2009, 09:17:53 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on January 23, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
Man, what a whiner.  Most guys have to pay extra for that kind of treatment, where it's legal.

Who knows? Maybe that's how he got his, uh, kicks?

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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2009, 08:18:26 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 23, 2009, 06:26:31 PM
Yeah, he'd better nail it good. Don't wanna get the jury all hangnailed up on the case.
Yeah, that would be shoddy work.   :-)
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Re: Ogler injured by high-kicking stripper's shoe
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2009, 08:23:15 AM »
WTF is with the shoes?

What part of naked don't you understand, bitch!
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