Frank I like you and think you are a Man of wisdom and have a very large heart, but you know that saying to goes something like this: "Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt"?
Now, lars, sir, you know I'm always in favor of the traditional, the tried-and-true, the historic, over what's considered hip, cool, trendy, with it, where it's at; the jazzy glittering lights and little firecrackers.
Actually I found myself in an awkward position.
I'm not a fan of professional sports; I think they suck.
College football is the only game in town, for me.
And then this issue arose, where I had to make a choice.
Unhappily, my only choices were the Philadelphia Eagles and the Pittsburgh Steelers; both of them teams from Pennsylvania. The other two choices were
nouveau flash-in-the-pan teams, liked only because they're new and cool, as compared with these old hats.
I never in my life favored a team, college or professional, from Pennsylvania; it's a family thing with the cousins, you of course know, they always being sore losers and poor sports. Really nasty ill-mannered people, sports fans who like Pennsylvania teams. Maybe not all who like Pennsylvania teams; I'm referring to the blood relatives here.
But my sentiments for history, tradition, stability are stronger than any dislike for the Pennsylvania cousins, and thus the Pittsburgh Steelers.
There's two things funny about this: (a) that I'm not even a fan of professional sports, and (b) that jendf thought I was putting her and her city down, when I was doing nothing of the sort.
A place can be a vibrant, energetic, world-class city without stealing a professional football team from some city that has less--there's plenty of first-rate world-class cities without a professional football team.
I'm sure that Phoenix has at least 500,000 reasons to be considered a top-of-the-line city, but having a professional football team stolen from a poorer place isn't one of them.
Next thing you know, they're probably going to steal a baseball team from somewhere.
Ooops.