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bobd0  (1000+ posts)       Fri Jan-09-09 07:52 PM
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I confronted a very annoying man bleating that right wing "Messiah" garbage today.
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So I took the car in for an oil change today. The shop was busy and I was told it would be about an hour, so I went upstairs to the customer waiting room -- which was was small and crowded -- so I went back downstairs. Not much to do there so after noticing a few people come down the stairs from the waiting room I went back up. There were a couple of seats available now and President-elect Obama was on TV, so I picked up the front section of the newspaper and had a seat.

PE Obama started speaking on the economy and the room fell silent, all heads turned to the TV, and everyone listened intently. There was one obnoxious guy, who just happened to look like Larry David, who decided to stand right in front of the TV. No problem, I could still hear Obama. Then the obnoxious Larry David clone's cell phone started playing a very loud, annoying ring tone. He answered the phone in that loud cell phone voice people use whenever they have a captive audience to let everyone know how important they are.

"No, I can't conference now. My poor car's light came on and told me it was going to blow up so I drove it right to the shop. How many people are on the conference call? No, I can't conference with her now, I don't have any of that information in front of me." On and on.

The person on the other end must have asked the obnoxious cell user what he was doing, "Just waiting here, watching the news." Then he declared in the same loud voice, in front of his captive audience, "THE MESSIAH IS ON INTRODUCING HIS ECONOMIC TEAM."

I turned away from the TV and looked at him over the top of my eyeglasses. He looked at me. Then I said, loud enough for everyone to hear, "Obama's not the Messiah. He just seems to be the Messiah after the past eight years."

The woman on my left giggled. The woman on my right guffawed. The rest of the customers in the waiting room smiled and seemed to be on the same page as me, and they all seemed very pleased. It was as though everyone in the room realized a page has turned and we don't have to accept the propaganda and cynical garbage of the radical right anymore. We won. They're suffering from sour grapes. It's OK to let them have it.

The obnoxious Larry David clone finished his call. I was hoping he would say something more, anything more. I had all the ammo I needed and I wanted him to make my day. But the obnoxious creep was suddenly silent. He wouldn't make eye contact. He poured a cup of coffee, took a look at the magazine rack, then silently left the room.


What an asshole. I can't stand people who take advantage of situations like that, especially to force their myopic, cynical opinions on a captive audience. Then, if no one speaks up, the silence is seen as tacit acceptance of the garbage they spout. Not this time. Not today. Not tomorrow. I'm going to let these idiots have it every chance I get from now on. Eight years of misery, incompetence, corruption, and failure -- and these idiots have the nerve to criticize the PE and repeat this "Messiah" garbage before he even gets a chance to take the oath of office. They corrupt the political discourse before it even gets started.

I hate Republicans and it felt REALLY GOOD to shut this clown up. I left the shop feeling much better than when I arrived, knowing that the obnoxious Larry David clone got what he had coming. I recommend everyone do the same if and when the opportunity arises. I'm certain that, just like me, you'll feel much better after you do.


No cops or conversions but it did start with "so",had the obnoxious conservative who was shamed into silence by the clever words of the primitive.


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Heard an Army SSgt go off on another person because they wouldn't shut up about how great Obama was the other day.  It was rather funny.



There, I just basically gave the same story, but the differance between the two?  I didn't need to spend two hours typing out a lie.

My story wasn't a lie by the way.
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LOL, that WAS funny. My favourite parts were when the "obnoxious Republican" allegedly said a light came on warning him his car was about to explode.

"bobd0" is really an ass - he doesn't only wear glasses, he makes a point saying he picked up the FRONT section of the newspaper - no fluff for him. He ought to be watching his messiah rather than post bouncies.

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Here is what I find so funny about this tall tale

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What an asshole. I can't stand people who take advantage of situations like that, especially to force their myopic, cynical opinions on a captive audience. Then, if no one speaks up, the silence is seen as tacit acceptance of the garbage they spout. Not this time. Not today. Not tomorrow. I'm going to let these idiots have it every chance I get from now on. Eight years of misery, incompetence, corruption, and failure -- and these idiots have the nerve to criticize the PE and repeat this "Messiah" garbage before he even gets a chance to take the oath of office. They corrupt the political discourse before it even gets started.

Is this not what the dumbass just did??

The "messiah" thing comes from a Zero supporter
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Oh yeah .................and didn't Obama announce his Economic team like two months ago??
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 :rotf: I was in a similar situation the other day....room full of people....TV on the selected channel that no one selected....it was about noontime..... The Big "O" came on blah-blah-blah-blah..... no one said a thing......black guy in the back near the door says "Stupid nigga" and walks out... no one said anything, including me. .... but I was about to bust out laughing. :rotf:
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Oh my.

The bouncy primitives are never going to stop, are they?

Whoever invented the boilerplate for primitive bouncy tales should've charged for its use, becoming rather affluent.
apres moi, le deluge

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I found this illuminating:

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They corrupt the political discourse before it even gets started.

when considered with this, in the next paragraph:

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I hate Republicans.....

This is a way to carry on a civil political discourse?

I think this is the most telling part of the primitive's tale.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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why do these things always seem to happen at gas stations and auto shops and such?


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why do these things always seem to happen at gas stations and auto shops and such?



It's in the boilerplate for such tales.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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It's in the boilerplate for such tales.

it certainly seems that way.  I swear, gas stations are just places to get gas for me.  and their workplaces (to the extent that they have them) are fever pits of political struggle and drama, as well. 

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why do these things always seem to happen at gas stations and auto shops and such?



Because they have 30 years old cars that need constant repairs and only put in 2.00 worth of gas at a time.
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Because they have 30 years old cars that need constant repairs and only put in 2.00 worth of gas at a time.

:rofl:  H5

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I bet the DUmmie thought this up after watching youtube clips of Curb Your Enthusiasm .

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Here is what I find so funny about this tall tale

Is this not what the dumbass just did??

The "messiah" thing comes from a Zero supporter

Nothing like a little hypocrisy, huh?   ::) ::)
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why do these things always seem to happen at gas stations and auto shops and such?



I change political affliations everytime I get gas................you don't??
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I change political affliations everytime I get gas................you don't??

no.  usually I just change my position in the chair.

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I change political affliations everytime I get gas................you don't??

Nope; I just keep my soup coolers closed and my ears searching for potential targets for when TSHTF.

For all of that "fly on the wall" stuff, I've never heard a single incident such as the DUmmies regularly espouse, and I'm getting gas in Boulder half the time.
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:rotf: I was in a similar situation the other day....room full of people....TV on the selected channel that no one selected....it was about noontime..... The Big "O" came on blah-blah-blah-blah..... no one said a thing......black guy in the back near the door says "Stupid nigga" and walks out... no one said anything, including me. .... but I was about to bust out laughing. :rotf:

NO he din't say that  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I  have  decided to actually be  "vocal" while in the presence of any Big Zero "supporters"  who decide to spout off their inanities, while they assume that just because he won, not everyone around the  "captive audience" was a part of his success  :fuelfire:
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The stupid ****s need a new templet for their stories.
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The stupid ****s need a new templet for their stories.

I'll bet we could create a new one;  a better one.

from a guy DUmmie:

I was at a shoe store and this guy said something about Obama NOT being God.  Can you believe that?  Obama not being God?  how ****ed up is that?  so I told him he was being a big meanie, and then he punched me in the face and hit me in my vagina my birkenstocks.  when I woke up, people were applauding.  it was because I was so brave, I am sure.

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NO he din't say that  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I  have  decided to actually be  "vocal" while in the presence of any Big Zero "supporters"  who decide to spout off their inanities, while they assume that just because he won, not everyone around the  "captive audience" was a part of his success  :fuelfire:
  Yeah he did.

I was 30 miles from home, on the liberal end of the county where all the recent homebuilding and influx of yankee newbies are. Wide eyes and mouths is all the reaction I saw. I guess it'll take a southern conservative black president to get the taste of Obama out of their mouth when this is over.
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Larry David is a flaming leftist liberal (although I have to admit I do love his show). 

 :yawn: to the made up story.     

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I'll bet we could create a new one;  a better one.

from a guy DUmmie:

I was at a shoe store and this guy said something about Obama NOT being God.  Can you believe that?  Obama not being God?  how ****ed up is that?  so I told him he was being a big meanie, and then he punched me in the face and hit me in my vagina my birkenstocks.  when I woke up, people were applauding.  it was because I was so brave, I am sure.

snort  :rotf:
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Because they have 30 years old cars that need constant repairs and only put in 2.00 worth of gas at a time.

This right here is the truth.
I work in a auto repair shop.........I see God awful rattletrap pieces of crap...with leftist/Obama stickers all over the rear bumpers and trunk lids...constantly.