A new motto for the Saturday Night "Sex and Booze" Crowd...

[NHSparky]

When I came to, the general back-alley ambience of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junky. It was too savage. Too aggressive.

Damn, it really DOES describe a Saturday night here sometimes.

[Lord Undies]

And the frogs, in a hopeless panic, hurried and disorganized, hopped away while the frenzied ball of pink and bumpy tongues followed them, grabbed them, licking, licking, licking.

[asdf2231]

And the frogs, in a hopeless panic, hurried and disorganized, hopped away while the frenzied ball of pink and bumpy tongues followed them, grabbed them, licking, licking, licking.

There are times I genuinely worry about you.

[Schadenfreude]

mmmmmmm..... I like the whole licking visual.... keep on going undies.

[Lord Undies]

There are times I genuinely worry about you.

I just thought it would make a good motto.  :clueless:

[asdf2231]

mmmmmmm..... I like the whole licking visual.... keep on going undies.

Speaking of issues... 
 

[Schadenfreude]

Speaking of issues... 
 

Now don't you be mr. innocent sitting in the corner. 

[asdf2231]

Now don't you be mr. innocent sitting in the corner. 

The whole "frog" thing kinda killed it for me.  I'm as big a fan of "frenzied balls of pink and bumpy tongues" as anyone but I draw the line at amphibians.

[Lord Undies]

Speaking of issues... 
 

Suspect mushrooms and licking the frogs in biology class made Schade the woman she is today.  

[asdf2231]

Suspect mushrooms and licking the frogs in biology class made Schade the woman she is today.  

I am certain she left a raft of confused guys in prince outfits with bemused smiles on their faces in her wake. 

[Lord Undies]

I am certain she left a raft of confused guys in prince outfits with bemused smiles on their faces in her wake. 

???

[NHSparky]

Oh, I could have gone a lot longer without seeing that.

[NHSparky]

The whole "frog" thing kinda killed it for me.  I'm as big a fan of "frenzied balls of pink and bumpy tongues" as anyone but I draw the line at amphibians.

It does make one wonder how desperate the first person who ever licked a toad REALLY was to try that.

[Lord Undies]

It does make one wonder how desperate the first person who ever licked a toad REALLY was to try that.

I wonder the same thing about the cashew nut.

[Chris_]

I wonder the same thing about the cashew nut.

Or raw oysters.  Or okra.

[Lord Undies]

Or raw oysters.  Or okra.

Or the first one to walk up to a big burly sunflower and suck on its seeds.

[NHSparky]

I would have said the same thing about eggs.  Maybe that's why I used to have such an aversion to runny eggs until I was in my 20's.

[asdf2231]

And who the hell was the first person who dredged up a lobster and thought "Hey I wonder how that would go with lemon and butter?"

Because if something like that crawled out from under my fridge I would be screaming like a little girl right up until I shotgunned it to death... NOT looking for a nut cracker and picks to try to get all the meat out.

[NHSparky]

And who the hell was the first person who dredged up a lobster and thought "Hey I wonder how that would go with lemon and butter?"

Because if something like that crawled out from under my fridge I would be screaming like a little girl right up until I shotgunned it to death... NOT looking for a nut cracker and picks to try to get all the meat out.

Actually, some of the old timers in Maine still put vinegar, and vinegar only, on their bugs.

But that being said, lobster wasn't very highly regarded during Colonial times, being fed to those in debtors prisons (and often rejected).  Before 1850, lobstering consisted of picking up the ones which had washed up on the beaches or were caught in tidal pools--not the greatest of quality, as one could imagine.  Even then, lobster's popularity didn't really take off until WWII as lobsters began to be sought out as a source of protein due to the beef and other food rationing that was taking place.

Yeah, it might be an ocean-dwelling cockroach, but it's a damn tasty one.

[Airwolf]

I am certain she left a raft of confused guys in prince outfits with bemused smiles on their faces in her wake. 

Doesn't she always do that?

[Schadenfreude]

Doesn't she always do that?

Yes, I am quite the fantasy girl, if only my real life were as fanciful as what is imagined in the hearts and minds of interwebz boys. 

[Airwolf]

That is so true Schade.

Anyway there is the obvious one that's been used probably more times then anyone would like to admit but, it is accurate.

" I want to rock and roll all night and party everyday".

[asdf2231]

Yes, I am quite the fantasy girl, if only my real life were as fanciful as what is imagined in the hearts and minds of interwebz boys. 

Ahem.

Interwebz MEN if you don't mind...

[Chris]

Ahem.

Interwebz MEN if you don't mind...

You forgot the folding table in the living room 

How did you get a picture of my apartment?  That TV remote watch is totally awesome.

[RobJohnson]

mmmmmmm..... I like the whole licking visual.... keep on going undies.

Frogs give you warts!