101 uses for a pile of coal.

[Mr Mannn]

I'm kinda at a loss for any good use, but my heart goes out to Mama, and those of you (like ASDF) who got coal this year.
(is there a grill that works with straight coal?)

OK, I'll start.
1) Bury your coal in a straight line on your property. Then you can dig it up later, claim you have a vein of coal on your land, and sell it for BIG BUCKS to a mining firm.
(of course that act will likely get you a pile of coal next year...)

[asdf2231]

2) You have the packings for several hundred small gifts to be donated to orphans.

[JohnnyReb]

I'm kinda at a loss for any good use, but my heart goes out to Mama, and those of you (like ASDF) who got coal this year.
(is there a grill that works with straight coal?)

OK, I'll start.
1) Bury your coal in a straight line on your property. Then you can dig it up later, claim you have a vein of coal on your land, and sell it for BIG BUCKS to a mining firm.
(of course that act will likely get you a pile of coal next year...)

Sell to a coal company my a$$.....sell it to the back to nature freaks to prevent mining....it'll bring more money.