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Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« on: December 13, 2008, 04:48:38 PM »
I am making homemade bread  :naughty:

I love when I get in touch with my domestic anima/animus... whatever.
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 04:54:31 PM »
what if I can't wait 50 mins?

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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2008, 04:56:40 PM »
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Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
Does it matter with what? :-)
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2008, 04:57:30 PM »
Does it matter with what? :-)

dude, stand in line.  I was first. :-)

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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2008, 04:58:29 PM »
what if I can't wait 50 mins?

It might not let you have your appendage back.  :lmao:
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2008, 04:59:14 PM »
Does it matter with what? :-)

Must be big enuf to leave an imprint.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2008, 05:03:52 PM »
It might not let you have your appendage back.  :lmao:

wow.  those are some tough muffins.

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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2008, 05:05:04 PM »
...poke my doughball.... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2008, 05:09:25 PM »
I am making homemade bread  :naughty:

I love when I get in touch with my domestic anima/animus... whatever.

So the Dummie did mean animus when they said "I met my animus". I figured they just misspelled anus.  :whatever:

Wash yer hands after touching your animus.
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2008, 05:18:19 PM »
...poke my doughball.... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I am glad you still appreciate me.  :-)
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2008, 05:19:25 PM »
So the Dummie did mean animus when they said "I met my animus". I figured they just misspelled anus.  :whatever:

Wash yer hands after touching your animus.

Zeus.... that was nasty.  :p
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2008, 07:27:55 PM »
Epic fail.... :rotf:

How can you ruin bread?
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2008, 07:34:31 PM »
Epic fail.... :rotf:

How can you ruin bread?

Too many pokers in the dough?

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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2008, 07:37:29 PM »
Too many pokers in the dough?

Maybe not the right kind.  :p
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2008, 07:43:42 PM »
I am making homemade bread  :naughty:

I love when I get in touch with my domestic anima/animus... whatever.

it seems so far that ya din't use the horse......................so sad.
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2008, 07:46:32 PM »
I wonder if it's bad that when I saw this thread at the bottom of the page, just by looking at the title I knew who made it.   :tongue:
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2008, 07:49:13 PM »
Man I'd kinda like someone to poke my doughball now.  LOL  I'm impatient. *shrug*   :uhsure:

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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2008, 07:51:14 PM »
Man I'd kinda like someone to poke my doughball now.  LOL  I'm impatient. *shrug*   :uhsure:

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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2008, 07:53:05 PM »
Hello.........................once with the Caballo you will go Loco

lol  I'm already halfway loco, so that works for me.  lol   :mental:   :-)

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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2008, 07:53:22 PM »
Hello.........................once with the Caballo you will go Loco

Yeah, but thats because you spread some weird disease, not because your any good.
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2008, 07:54:17 PM »
Yeah, but thats because you spread some weird disease, not because your any good.

look child........you not of what you speak
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2008, 07:58:37 PM »
look child........you not of what you speak

I think he has you on this one, DJ.

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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2008, 08:00:36 PM »
I think he has you on this one, DJ.

Oh so you know what he's like?   :o
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2008, 08:03:43 PM »
 :evillaugh:

I love when a plan comes together.
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Re: Peeps -- I need someone to poke my doughball in 50 mins
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2008, 08:17:58 PM »
Must be big enuf to leave an imprint.  :evillaugh:

oh my  :rotf:
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