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Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« on: January 30, 2008, 12:15:41 PM »
Haven't seen this one up yet, so here goes!

"Name's Ash.  Housewares."  --Army of Darkness

"Spartans!  What is your profession?"
"HA-OOH!  HA-OOH!  HA-OOH!"
"You see my friend?  I brought more soldiers than you did."  --300

"Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen."  --We Were Soldiers
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2008, 12:28:56 PM »
Brody: "You're gonna need a bigger boat." --Jaws

 
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2008, 12:41:51 PM »
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2008, 12:49:05 PM »
"Get away from her, you BITCH!" -Aliens
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2008, 12:53:15 PM »
Airplane!

Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2008, 12:56:33 PM »
"Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad." --O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2008, 01:13:35 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 30, 2008, 12:56:33 PM
"Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad." --O Brother, Where Art Thou?


 :lmao: Good one!


Tombstone

Cowboy: Doc, you ought to be in bed. What the Hell you going this for anyway?
Doc Holliday: Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Cowboy: Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't.
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2008, 02:00:10 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 30, 2008, 12:56:33 PM
"Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad." --O Brother, Where Art Thou?


I love that movie!

Ulysses: Why are you telling our gals that I was hit by a train?
Penny: Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2008, 02:13:13 PM »
"A tiger? In Africa?"

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2008, 02:15:37 PM »
OK. I've needed an excuse to post this pic for some time. However... in my defense it is a movie quote and if I understood the language it could be one of my favorites. Theoretically.

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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2008, 02:38:10 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on January 30, 2008, 02:15:37 PM
OK. I've needed an excuse to post this pic for some time. However... in my defense it is a movie quote and if I understood the language it could be one of my favorites. Theoretically.



In Huttese, it means "there will be no bargain Solo!"   Perfectly legitimate quote.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2008, 02:48:42 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on January 30, 2008, 02:38:10 PM

In Huttese, it means "there will be no bargain Solo!"   Perfectly legitimate quote.


Wow. I didn't know I had any more to learn about Star Wars. LOL Thanks.  :cheersmate:
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2008, 02:54:14 PM »
This is from my all time favorite movies. It is not so much a "quote" as the greatest love scenes ever IMHO. And yes, I did cut and paste. :p

Scarlett: [pleads with Rhett as he is about to leave to join the Confederate Army] Oh, Rhett!  Please, don't go! You can't leave me! Please! I'll never forgive you!
 
Rhett Butler: I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There's one thing I do know... and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names.

Scarlett: [struggles] Don't hold me like that!

Rhett Butler: [holds her tighter] Scarlett! Look at me! I've loved you more than I've ever loved any woman and I've waited for you longer than I've ever waited for any woman.
[kisses her forhead]

Scarlett: [turns her face away] Let me alone!

Rhett Butler: [forces her to look him in the eyes] Here's a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett. Wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me, you're a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett! Kiss me! Kiss me... once...
[he kisses her]

They don't make them like they used to. :(


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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2008, 03:31:12 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on January 30, 2008, 02:54:14 PM
This is from my all time favorite movies. It is not so much a "quote" as the greatest love scenes ever IMHO. And yes, I did cut and paste. :p

Scarlett: [pleads with Rhett as he is about to leave to join the Confederate Army] Oh, Rhett!  Please, don't go! You can't leave me! Please! I'll never forgive you!
 
Rhett Butler: I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There's one thing I do know... and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names.

Scarlett: [struggles] Don't hold me like that!

Rhett Butler: [holds her tighter] Scarlett! Look at me! I've loved you more than I've ever loved any woman and I've waited for you longer than I've ever waited for any woman.
[kisses her forhead]

Scarlett: [turns her face away] Let me alone!

Rhett Butler: [forces her to look him in the eyes] Here's a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett. Wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me, you're a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett! Kiss me! Kiss me... once...
[he kisses her]

They don't make them like they used to. :(




That's a little more classic than my favorite classic. (I think)

Slim: You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.  -- To Have and Have Not

Hey... it's tubed!  :hyper:
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- Ayn Rand
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2008, 03:45:15 PM »
"Go trig boy, it's your birthday!" --American Pie

"Go back to Jersey, Sonny. This is the City of the Angels and you haven't got any wings." --LA Confidential

"Bring... bring it home? All right, let's bring it home. If you was hit by a truck and you was lying out there in that gutter dying, and you had time to sing *one* song. Huh? One song that people would remember before you're dirt. One song that would let God know how you felt about your time here on Earth. One song that would sum you up. You tellin' me that's the song you'd sing? That same Jimmy Davis tune we hear on the radio all day, about your peace within, and how it's real, and how you're gonna shout it? Or... would you sing somethin' different. Somethin' real. Somethin' *you* felt. Cause I'm telling you right now, that's the kind of song people want to hear. That's the kind of song that truly saves people. It ain't got nothin to do with believin' in God, Mr. Cash. It has to do with believin' in yourself."  --Walk the Line

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."  --The Usual Suspects
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2008, 05:18:57 PM »
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2008, 06:59:18 PM »
Gosh, I have so many! (I love Army of Darkness by the way...just watched it a couple days ago).

In no particular order:

I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.
Eleanor of Aquitaine, The Lion in Winter

A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen.
Waverly, The Abominable Dr. Phibes

Debbie: We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else.
Dave: What? What?
Mike Tobacco: It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!
Mooney: Killer clowns, from outer space...Holy shit!
Killer Klowns from Outerspace

"Why", you ask? "Why" is not the question. How? Now, that is a question worth examining. How could I, being born of such, uh... conventional stock, arrive a leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness only in that which cannot be explained? I brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good! My brain is frozen. Locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick encrustations dying on the surface!
Oh, Christ. **** it!
Otis Driftwood, House of 1000 Corpses

And from two 2001 Maniacs...while I anxiously wait for the sequel)
Kat: I think this might be taking it just a little bit too far.
Harper Alexander: Frankly, Miss *****, I don't give a damn.

Rufus: Now. Daddy. Daddy, don't mind Lester none. I got full confidence in him.
Mayor Buckman: Son, one time I had full confidence in a fart. Shit all over myself.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2008, 07:55:01 PM »
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Elle Driver: That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become... my sword.

The Bride: Bitch, you don't have a future.

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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2008, 08:00:13 PM »


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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2008, 08:50:23 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2008, 09:04:38 PM »
"Shut the **** up, fat man!"~Jules, Pulp Fiction
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« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2008, 09:10:21 PM »
Sherrif: You sir are a cowardly son of a bitch, you just shot an unarmed man.
Munny: Well he should have armed himself, if he is gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2008, 09:12:06 PM »
"The Almighty says, 'Don't change the subject and answer the ****ing question."~Steven, Braveheart
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2008, 09:15:29 PM »
"You just shot Marvin in the face."
Pulp Fiction


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« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2008, 09:16:15 PM »
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... and I'm all out of bubblegum"



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