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Offline Splashdown

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #50 on: February 25, 2008, 08:59:33 AM »
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.
So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama.
The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says,
"Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. "

Do I have to even give the title?  :-)
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #51 on: February 25, 2008, 09:41:39 AM »
Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #52 on: February 25, 2008, 11:56:54 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2008, 09:41:39 AM
Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Name's Ash.  Housewares.

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Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me...
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #53 on: February 25, 2008, 04:06:57 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 25, 2008, 11:56:54 AM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2008, 09:41:39 AM
Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Name's Ash.  Housewares.

or

Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me...

That movie is on my short list of movies to watch over and over and over and over...  I never get tired of it.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #54 on: February 25, 2008, 04:15:16 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2008, 04:06:57 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on February 25, 2008, 11:56:54 AM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2008, 09:41:39 AM
Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Name's Ash.  Housewares.

or

Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me...

That movie is on my short list of movies to watch over and over and over and over...  I never get tired of it.

"PISS BOY!!!!!"

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #55 on: February 25, 2008, 06:14:47 PM »
The Pink Panther Strikes Again

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #56 on: February 25, 2008, 06:20:49 PM »
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"- Dirty Dancing *swoon*
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #57 on: February 25, 2008, 06:55:24 PM »
PULL!

It's good to be da King!
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